Imagine Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson entwined in  freakish, unholy union…

The babies would be interesting: Powder-faced little gremlins rolling in their own crap, singing Oops! I Did It Again. Small abominations clad in pink, pining for ketamine, red bull and burgers. It would never happen. Not that Britney’s sane or anything, but mainstream girls rarely go for the corpse-painted male… in these parts, at least.

Not the case for Polish diva, Doda. The buxom blonde singer was recently spotted with the lead vocalist of death metal band Behemoth. Doda, formerly of pop-rock band Virgin was snapped tucking into sushi with vocalist, Nergal (Adam Darski), who took her home and shut the curtains so they could ‘talk’ over a hot cup of chai.

Doda (real name Dorota Rabczewska) is seen by many as the Polish Britney Spears. At 16 she became the singer of rock band Virgin, releasing titles like Bimbo and double platinum album Ficca in 2005, also posing nude for the Polish version Playboy. In 2007 she went solo, releasing Diamond Bitch and won several awards, including an MTV Europe Music Award for ‘Best Polish Act’ and Female Artist of the Year, Image of the Year and Video of the Year from VIVA (Poland) for her song Katharsis.

Nergal, however, wins the popularity contest. With no awards and no MTV, Behemoth are one of the biggest metal bands on the planet. Their vocalist is known worldwide for his raucous appearance, stage presence and anti-Christian exploits, (a big no-no in Catholic Poland). Recently in trouble for ripping pages from the Bible at a concert he’s also famous for composing songs  like Christians to the Lions and Antichristian Phenomenon. This summer, Behemoth are on tour with Marilyn Manson and metal megastars, Slayer in the US, Doda meanwhile, still hasn’t made it out of Europe. In Poland, he’s a figure of national disgust but in the rest of the world some worship him as a god.

So fellas, what is it that makes the busty blonde go for the creepy looking longhair in the corner? We can tell you: Women aren’t attracted to corpsepaint, satan or weirdos… they’re attracted to the mind and seeing as our buddy from Behemoth studied history and Latin, he’s got a one-up on most of us.

But that doesn’t mean he isn’t getting ribbed by his pals in the metal underground, a parallel, male-dominated universe where words like ‘pop’, ‘stylish’ and ‘MTV’ are often replaced with the word ‘gay’.

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