Amy Winehouse must be having the time of her life at the moment; not only does she seem too drunk to actually know where she is half the time, but she also got married in Miami at the weekend – to a man of some sort, don't you know.
According to reports, Amy Winehouse married the preposterously-named Blake Fielder-Civil in a secret ceremony on Friday after a lightning-speed month-long engagement. Although Amy Winehouse seemed at pains to keep her wedding to Fielder-Civil under wraps, the underlying message behind the marriage is clear to all – number one records and winning awards are one thing, but you're never really a true star until you've managed to somehow snare yourself a Kevin Federline Mini Me of your very own.
Amy Winehouse might have gained worldwide fame for being able to sing hits like Rehab in the style of a classic soul diva after a night spent chugging pints of cough syrup, but her life hasn't been all sunshine and monkeys. Sure, she was the out-and-out winner at this year's Brit Awards, but Amy Winehouse's continued musical success has meant that she's had to cut down on her other great calling – furiously punching girls in the face.
It's a shame. If only Amy Winehouse had the love of a good man to settle her down. Not even necessarily a good man, in fact. An okay man. Or a bit of a clown who wears hats quite a lot to make up for his staggering lack of personality. Fortunately Amy seems to have found happiness with the latter – a music video runner called Blake Fielder-Civil who she secretly got married to on Friday, as People reports:
"Yes, Amy did marry today in Miami," says her publicist Tracey Miller. Winehouse, 23, and Fielder-Civil, 23, a gofer for music videos, have spent a romantic three days at The Shore Club hotel on South Beach, where since Wednesday they've been seen kissing and holding hands.
Although their month-long engagement does sound a little bit shotgun, it's worth remembering that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have history – they used to be romantically involved with each other in the past, but split up last year over Blake's alleged womanising. However, we're sure that both Amy and Blake know what they're doing and they'll have many happy years of jealous drunken sobbing screaming fits together.
But the wedding has only heightened fears amongst Amy's inner circle that Fielder-Civil only married Amy Winehouse for the money, which seems fair enough – after all, you wouldn't marry her for the looks or years of scintillating conversation, would you. But Amy Winehouse should pay heed to Blake Fielder-Civil's apparent similarities with Kevin Federline – if history has taught us anything, it's that next thing she knows he'll have knocked her up twice, started using her money to try and fund his own hip-hop record and then, after their inevitable divorce, leave Amy Winehouse to stumble around town with her tumpsy out. And, trust us, that's something nobody wants to see.
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brooke says
you suck!!!!!!!
a,y winehouse is very pretty
but if you could look past your own greed you could only see that
she will be happy with her husband and that she drinks because she is comfortable with herself
and that is something you
will
never
be
think about that
gigfodder says
That is really funny. I don’t think she is bad looking though. Funny none the less. No one wants another Spears.
LindaJo915 says
She is a brillant talent. Troubled yes but with help we are rooting that she will become both healthy mentaly and physically. We adore you Amy and hope that you stay with us for a very very long time.
Sweettooth says
okay brook your a retard, nobody, and i mean nobody, is an alcoholic and crack head and heroin junkie because they are “comfortable enough with themselves”
and i love amy, the way shes able to look her devil right in the face (even if she doesn’t deal with it, at least shes not blind) and call a spade a spade in a musically inclined way, is a rare talent. if she ever comes out of this slum, she’ll be damn near impossible to top for the next 40 years in the music industry
but the k-fed reference… f-ing brilliant
Ellie says
I like her! Everyone has some kind of addiction.
terry says
Have you lost your mind! She drinks and uses drugs because she is hopelessly afraid, and feels completely lost.I don’t know how old you are, and I don’t mean to sound rude, but no one drinks, and drugs that way…because they are comfortable with themselves. Go back and look at pictures and vid’s before the tats and big hair. She was beautiful. Confident. self assured.
And don’t hear me wrong. I love this girl. I for one miss that old Amy. I hope she finds her eway back from the madness…before it’s too late!