Britney Spears Knocked Up Again
April 27th, 2006 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
Britney Spears is a woman who like to push things to the edge. Her Oops, I Did It Again catsuit was 32% tighter than any before, and now Britney wants to push motherhood to the limits, too.
It's been reported that Britney Spears has once again been inseminated with the ultra-strong K-Fed lovejuice, and another baby is growing inside her as we speak. Of course, the real test will come for Britney in about a year's time. After all, anyone can drive about with one baby precariously perched on their lap, but two? That's the mark of an all-star.
US Weekly is claiming that the psychic was right - Britney Spears is five months pregnant with another baby. Five months? But baby Sean Preston was only born seven months ago! Bleurgh.
Apparently, Britney Spears took the weekend off from her usual pursuits of offending the Christians and not being as sexy as she used to be to plod around the pool at Caesar's Palace casino in Las Vegas, where she displayed a massive baby-filled gut. Sources close to Britney then confirmed the pregnancy to US Weekly. Britney's representatives are remaining tight-lipped about the rumours.
If all this is true, it means we'll be greeting Britney's new baby into the world in August. And from then on, we'll have a creeping repeat of the last seven months - the baby photo outrage, the incredibly stupid baby-lap driving incidents, the fractured skulls, the constant statements saying that Britney Spears is a good mother and - best of all - a companion piece for the most disgusting statue in creation.
And we can't wait. Just one word of advice, Britney. Although some parenting sources say that playing music to your unborn child can be therapeutic, it doesn't mean that you should play it anything by your cloth-eared husband.
Read more:
Britney Spears Is Pregnant Again - MSNBC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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September 18th, 2006 at 5:44 am
BRITNEI YOU CRAZY
September 18th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
I admire britney
but that doesn’t mean i am going to be prganet for a year.
but it does mean that she inspires me to compete my goals in life.
hers were to get married and start a family
she did just that.
so what if she married “K-Fed”?
its her friggin life. let her live it. not you.
who cares if she got knocked up and was only non-pregnant for a month.
at least she is happy. and i respect that.
she will become the best mother in the world
britney: i friggin love you girl!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2006 at 10:12 am
Driving With baby on lap is extreamly Irresponsible = not the best mother in the world, very far from it. The media may be a bunch of blood sucking leeches and i don’t blame her one bit for trying to escape them but not putting your baby in the car capsule is too dumb for words. Its obvious not a whole lot of think goes on in her head otherwise she wouldn’t of endangered her babys life. She may be living her dream but her baby won’t be living at all if she doesn’t act more responsibly
November 7th, 2006 at 4:51 am
I love this picture of her she looks so cute when shes pregnant!
November 7th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
it`s just unbelivable she should learn to keep her legs togeather or use some kkind of birth control
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:08 am
damn those are some nice big titties i’d fuck those
August 17th, 2007 at 8:05 am
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October 6th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
u just SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huh ur only pretty in make up … and come on … some girl said she’ll become the best mother in the world … i can see that !!! from loosing the costod of her kids …yea the best mom!!!!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:21 am
I think that u should take a little more responcitbilty 4 u and ur baby. After you do that you will be living the life that you dreamed of. I admitt that you were a little crazy. But its your life and i respect that.
HAVE FUN!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
britney I love you excessively e I find vc everything of good it thinks about its attitudes! only fassa what it is better for you! a kis
October 26th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
it´s good for them and her´
November 17th, 2007 at 11:27 am
you are okey but I love Rihanna :S:S sorry