Britney Spears is a woman who like to push things to the edge. Her Oops, I Did It Again catsuit was 32% tighter than any before, and now Britney wants to push motherhood to the limits, too.
It's been reported that Britney Spears has once again been inseminated with the ultra-strong K-Fed lovejuice, and another baby is growing inside her as we speak. Of course, the real test will come for Britney in about a year's time. After all, anyone can drive about with one baby precariously perched on their lap, but two? That's the mark of an all-star.
Apparently, Britney Spears took the weekend off from her usual pursuits of offending the Christians and not being as sexy as she used to be to plod around the pool at Caesar's Palace casino in Las Vegas, where she displayed a massive baby-filled gut. Sources close to Britney then confirmed the pregnancy to US Weekly. Britney's representatives are remaining tight-lipped about the rumours.
If all this is true, it means we'll be greeting Britney's new baby into the world in August. And from then on, we'll have a creeping repeat of the last seven months – the baby photo outrage, the incredibly stupid baby-lap driving incidents, the fractured skulls, the constant statements saying that Britney Spears is a good mother and – best of all – a companion piece for the most disgusting statue in creation.
And we can't wait. Just one word of advice, Britney. Although some parenting sources say that playing music to your unborn child can be therapeutic, it doesn't mean that you should play it anything by your cloth-eared husband.
[story by Stuart Heritage]