Want to know how big New Moon is? It’s so big that even New Moon trailers have their own teaser trailers now.
Sadly, we’re not joking. A New Moon trailer comes out on Friday, and to tease fans – about the trailer – a 15-second peek has emerged.
Before the New Moon trailer teaser trailer came a teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which consisted of five seconds of the New Moon trailer teaser trailer. And before that came the teaser to the teaser to the teaser trailer to the New Moon trailer, which lasted a tenth of a nanosecond and only existed in the mind of one overexcited teenage girl. Or bloody SOMETHING.