Aw Jeah!? E! just put out its first full trailer for the new reality show staring Ryan Lochte, creatively?titled “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”?and I already feel dirtier (and dumber)?just watching it.
What would a juiced up, overconfident, naive, idiot do? Dude has pre-ejaculate written all over his forehead.? This kid is probably the worst lay of the century.??Oh, you’re “fratty as fuck”?? Excuse me while I undress myself and let your bro-cologne waft over me.?