What was your favourite Cheryl Cole moment from last year’s X Factor? The time she wouldn’t stop crying?
The dress made of spoons? The time she dressed up as a Space Nazi and sang that song about sticking with Ashley Cole? Well, cherish those moments because you might never see their kind again. Apparently, while she’s at home recovering from malaria, Cheryl Cole has grown paranoid that her stand-in – Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls – will replace her permanently.
Which is just dumb. After all, give Simon Cowell some credit. He’s not stupid enough to hire anyone as bland and superficially attractive as Nicole Scherzinger on a full-time basis. Although, now we come to mention it, he did hire Cheryl Cole, didn’t he? We’ve changed our mind – Cheryl should be bloody well cacking it.