Charlie Sheen is the kind of man who could probably ingest a load of class As and then convince himself that he should try and kick a stream into a different direction. That’s because, to date, he seems to be the only celebrity who managed to get into a fight with one inanimate object over another.
Most people get into scraps with humans. Occasionally, it’ll be over the honour of another human. But our Charlie knocked a chandelier clean out in an imagined argument with a watch.
And now, Charlie Sheen has broken his silence about his meltdown in a New York hotel and completely failed to clear up what happened.