Yes dear readers, ANOTHER look-what-Mel-Gibson-has-done-now-isn’t-he-a-big-bucket-of-mad story.
Well actually, no. It’s more that some faceless drones in that vicious meat grinder that we call Hollywood have decided that Mad Ol’ Mel is a little too mad for them to work with.? That cameo in The Hangover 2 we told you about, just ain’t happening any more.
Which means, once again, Hecklerspray has built up your expectations and then cruelly pissed all over them.
Now that you are dripping wet in metaphors we’ll further your soggy discomfort by claiming that Hangover 2 WILL NOT be as good as the first. It just won’t.? Yes, there’s your Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Coopers, a light sprinkling of Ed Helms and Justin Bartha to taste. And yes, Todd Phillips is driving the whole thing.
But it still wont be as good.
But anyway, back to the story. This is actually about Mel not being allowed to play. Why is this? Because he’s just not nice enough. Todd Phillips had planned to cast Gibson as a tattoo artist, and obviously, hilarity would surely follow.? Instead his cast and crew have taken a dim view of Mel’s compilation box set of threatening calls to his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva*.
We’re pretty sure that the LAPD’s investigation into domestic abuse in the Gibson household didn’t really help.
Phillips was ever-so-nice about it all, gave everyone a big group hug and said:
“I realize film-making is a collaborative effort and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew.”
A spokesman for Gibson rolled his eyes and shrugged in a ‘whatever’ gesture.
Wait, hang on a sec. The cast and crew don’t want to work with Gibson because of his poor phone manner and is innocent until proven guilty of being a bully. Yet the same bunch gladly worked with Mike Tyson?!
Mike Tyson,? the convicted rapist.
Mike Tyson, the guy who tried tried to bite of? Evander Holyfield’s ear.
Mike Tyson, the Phil Collins fan!
You’ve got to be pretty freaking mental to be labelled as more of a dick than Mike Tyson.
*NOW! That’s what I call crazy.? Available for Christmas.