Justin Bieber may only be fourteen weeks old, but he’s got himself a wickle girlfriend and he wants to treat her right and thrown his ill-gotten earnings around at her until she believes it’s love.
And so, the two toddler millionaires went unchaperoned on a date which, in all honesty, sounds ghastly.
Imagine being played a film about death on a giant screen in an room with 20,000 empty seats surrounding you while a tiny boy winks at you from underneath a gigantic advertising hoarding. Just imagine that. Arousing huh?