Happy New Year! I’m back after a brief holiday hiatus (plus I blogged logged 40 million times in December), and boy has this year started off right! My first story isn’t even going to be about one of the Kardashians, but rather one of the reasons they’re even famous: Paris Hilton!
Paris got engaged to her boyfriend Chris Zylka over the New Years weekend, which would typically mean absolutely nothing to me because who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton anymore, right? However, everything about her goddamn engagement has me cackling like a man woman, so here I am blogging.