Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have always gone to great lengths to make sure that nobody ever twigs they're a couple, despite making a film together, moving into the same house and reportedly getting engaged. But, shhh, it's a secret.
According to the latest reports, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are planning a top secret wedding after Vince proposed to Jennifer in Paris. Details are as scant as they are secret, but early reports are that Courtney Cox will be at the ceremony, Vince Vaughn is on some special girly diet to lose some weight beforehand and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt will be the flowergirl. We're joking, of course – Shiloh Nouvel is actually being lined up to perform the ceremony.
For a supposedly secret couple, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are a bit crap at sneaking around. We first knew that something was going on when Vince talked himself into a lather when asked what sex with Jennifer Aniston was like, and our suspicions were confirmed when Jennifer Aniston was discovered in the car when Vince was pulled over for drink-driving. Of course, Jennifer Aniston tried to cover her tracks by only ever talking about Brad Pitt for an entire year, but we knew.
The fact that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston moved in with each other and talked about their wedding on TV probably helped us work out that they were together, to be honest, but that's beside the point. Life & Style magazine has reported that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston while they were promoting The Break-Up in Paris, and the couple are now beavering away trying to plan a secret wedding.
First on the rumour list is that Brad Pitt's mother, who is in love with Jennifer Aniston, will be invited to the ceremony, as will Courtney Cox – Aniston's favoured matron of honour. And, for Vince Vaughn, the most important thing is to get rid of his big belly – he's apparently started on the Zone diet to try and get in the best shape possible ahead of the rumoured wedding. Jennifer Aniston is already a big fan of the Zone diet, so we can only assume that it involves making loads of rubbish films and then losing weight by crying and chainsmoking a lot.
[story by Stuart Heritage]