Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have always gone to great lengths to make sure that nobody ever twigs they're a couple, despite making a film together, moving into the same house and reportedly getting engaged. But, shhh, it's a secret.
According to the latest reports, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are planning a top secret wedding after Vince proposed to Jennifer in Paris. Details are as scant as they are secret, but early reports are that Courtney Cox will be at the ceremony, Vince Vaughn is on some special girly diet to lose some weight beforehand and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt will be the flowergirl. We're joking, of course – Shiloh Nouvel is actually being lined up to perform the ceremony.
For a supposedly secret couple, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are a bit crap at sneaking around. We first knew that something was going on when Vince talked himself into a lather when asked what sex with Jennifer Aniston was like, and our suspicions were confirmed when Jennifer Aniston was discovered in the car when Vince was pulled over for drink-driving. Of course, Jennifer Aniston tried to cover her tracks by only ever talking about Brad Pitt for an entire year, but we knew.
The fact that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston moved in with each other and talked about their wedding on TV probably helped us work out that they were together, to be honest, but that's beside the point. Life & Style magazine has reported that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston while they were promoting The Break-Up in Paris, and the couple are now beavering away trying to plan a secret wedding.
First on the rumour list is that Brad Pitt's mother, who is in love with Jennifer Aniston, will be invited to the ceremony, as will Courtney Cox – Aniston's favoured matron of honour. And, for Vince Vaughn, the most important thing is to get rid of his big belly – he's apparently started on the Zone diet to try and get in the best shape possible ahead of the rumoured wedding. Jennifer Aniston is already a big fan of the Zone diet, so we can only assume that it involves making loads of rubbish films and then losing weight by crying and chainsmoking a lot.
Read more:
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn to Wed After French Proposal? – New York Post
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Sally says
If Jennifer Aniston commented that she thought her exhusband, Brad Pitt, is gay, she has demonstrated the most crude, defaming declaration to date. If she did this, I believe it strongly suggests that Jennifer is reactive and vendictive. She also appears to be manipulating Brad’s parents in regard to their son and Angelina. I would hope that Jennifer Aniston made no comments about her exhusband’s sexual preference. If she did, I believe that she is one of the mos manipulate, vendictive females in Hollywood. And if she did, I believe that Brad, Angelina, his parents, and friends should chose not to have anything to do with this harming woman who adroitly knows how to manipulate her fans with the “little pitty” act, how to garner support for herself, and then deliver malicious, damaging blows. If she said these things,I believe there’s little doubt why Brad needed to escape this incredibly controling and very possibly obsessive-compulsive, neurotic individual. I was appalled to read Jennifer Aniston’s comments in several different places. My hope is that she didn’t make these comments. However, it strongly appears that she did. If she made these comments, I believe that they were in extremely poor taste, uncalled for, and intended to harm. Sally
David Robinson says
i think jennifer are very good couple with her boyfriends vince vaughn because i like jennifer aniston she played rachel
green in friends and she got god daughter of courteney’s daughter coco riley arquette, i really wants jennifer getting
married to vince vaughn
xasxa says
THEY WERE NEVRE EVER A COUPLE. IT WAS A SCAME WHILE SHE GOT OVER HER DIVORCE. IT WAS A PERFECT WAY TO PROMOTE A MOVIE