By the middle of the summer, you'll all be able to
illegally download pay £7.50 to watch Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn star in the summer's biggest comedy hit, The Break-Up, even though it doesn't really look that great.
In real-life, however, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are not breaking up. Quite the opposite, in fact. Well, not really the exact opposite. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have bought a house together. Which is sort of the opposite of breaking up, but not really.
It finally looks as if Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have put their pasts behind them. Jennifer Aniston has stopped yakking on about Brad Pitt and taking all of Brad Pitt's clothes to a charity shop and then yakking about Brad Pitt some more; and Vince Vaughn has stopped, um, whatever it was that he was doing.
To prove their new-ish found devotion to each other, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have reportedly bought a house together. Not just any wee shack, though – they've bought a giant mansion with nine bedrooms and 13 bathrooms. Which is plenty of room for any spontaneous pity parties that either of them fancy throwing for themselves.
And it seems as if the couple want to put their California past behind them – Vince and Jennifer have relocated to Chicago. Partly because it's where Vince grew up and partly, we presume, because they will get out of the paparazzi-crammed streets of LA, allowing Jennifer Aniston to flounce about topless as much as she likes. A source told The Mirror:
"Jen and Vince have spent ages looking for the right place and when they found this, they knew it was perfect. It's in a quiet, private neighbourhood and Vince is so well-liked
there that he and Jen are hoping they're just going to be allowed to
keep a low profile and get on with their lives."
A low enough profile that Jennifer Aniston decides not to make any more rubbish films? Fingers crossed.
[story by Stuart Heritage]