Well that’s it. The one true Hollywood love story is coming to a close.
Also Katherine & Joe Jackson are calling it quits after 60 years of marriage. As we understand it the last straw was when Katherine caught Joe belt-whipping Michael’s corpse and telling it to rot better. Because that’s supposed to be what he did while the boys would dance – get it? See what we did there?
The elder Jackson marriage is reportedly so done that even Dr. Conrad Murray wouldn’t be able to resuscitate it. Not that he’d try, mind you.
What could cause the participants in a sixty year old marriage to file for divorce. We think it probably had something to do with the way Joe would always take out his teeth to slurp down his breakfast grits. There his dental work would sit – staring at you on the breakfast-nook table while a little drool puddle formed underneath them. 59 years is all we’d be able to take of that too.
That or it’s got to do with the jerk-wad interviews the man’s been giving lately. In fact – in one interview he’s said to have blamed his wife for their son’s death. Pop Crunch sums it up:
“Katherine, 80, has filed for divorce after Joe ? long suspected of abusing his prodigy son Michael as a child, blamed his estranged wife for the icon?s death in an interview with British tabloid News of the World. Speaking about the months leading up to the Michael?s death, outspoken Joe, 81, said of his wife: ?I begged her to go over and stay with him, but she insisted he needed his privacy. The betrayal is said to be the last straw for Katherine.”
And that, folks, is the sixty year ender. We’d like to know if this means they’ll have to give back 60 years of anniversary presents. If so – we certainly hope they remember the silver platter with the buck-naked images of themselves engraved on it was from us. That thing was expensive – carved by hand with only a carpentry nail.
But then we’ve always been good gift givers.
We’d also like to know how they’re gonna split everything. Like Michael – will one of them get the body & the other get the brain that was definitely removed from it’s skull? And who’ll get all the burkas he used to wear in Bahrainian ladies rooms?
Joe will probably get the Burkas. It’s just our gut feeling.
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Mary says
Wo so rude and disrespectful, this dovrce talk is just a RUMOR and to talk about a deceased person like that is very rude. This article is very unecessary. And michael’s mother’s name is Katherine, remember thay have other children an family members still alive do you think about that before you write shit articles like this…THIS IS sickening.
Tina Marie says
Agreed Mary. There is no shortage of snarky comments in this article and we learn really nothing from it except that the writer is looking for attention or a way to release hostility. This writer must have attended the same journalism school as Andrea Peyser….that is, if she actually studied the subject. This is unadulterated trash. Are you proud of yourself, Shawn Lindseth?