Michael Jackson gets all the fun. If he’s not constantly in court, he’s getting accused of making giraffes stand around in pools of blood. And now he gets to dress as a woman too? Jammy bugger.
Moving to Bahrain was probably a way for Michael Jackson to escape the constant glare of media scrutiny that he would have no doubt had to deal with in America. But it hasn’t gone completely to plan – people still notice and bother him in Bahrain, too. Fortunately, Michael has a plan – he dresses up as an Arab woman. Unfortunately, his plan was rumbled. By some children.
Michael Jackson (CDs) sure does have some interesting character traits. Like announcing charity singles that never get made, and attracting lawsuits all the time from everyone he’s ever met. And, you know, that whole baby-dangling thing. But Michael Jackson has found a new way to be a little bit odd – it seems that he likes to dress up as a traditional Arab woman to escape attention.
In a move that seems to have been invented after too many late-night Cannonball Run II sessions, Michael Jackson went shopping yesterday at a popular downtown Bahrain mall disguised as an Arab woman – wearing a black abaya robe, black gloves, sunglasses and a veil that covered his face.
You’d think that Jackson’s Arab transvestite scam would pay dividends, but he made one fatal mistake – not dressing the children accompanying him as tiny Arab midget ladies. ABC reports:
The three Western-looking children accompanying him drew the attention of other shoppers, who quickly recognised the pop star of “Thriller” fame, a popular figure in the Gulf region.? “Please, no!” Jackson shouted to photographers before making a rapid exit with the children and a woman via the back door of the mall.
The woman accompanying Michael Jackson then apparently told photographers:
“You have to give us some privacy. Please, you have to understand his position, he is with his kids, you need to leave us alone.”
Michael Jackson seems to be turning into Pete Burns more and more each day. There’s the fondness for excessive facial surgery, the attacks from animal rights groups and now all this dressing up as a woman malarkey. Next week: Michael Jackson warns Traci Bingham about vaginal dryness, and the transformation is complete.
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Michael Jackson seen in Bahrain disguised as woman – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Susan says
WTF? I tried to click on the MJ picture above and there’s the comment Michael Jackson Jews Leeches? What’s that about??? The photo doesn’t show up but if you put your mouse over the pic it says that!!!! WTF?