Are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner?

Well, yes. Yes, there are probably several. But are there two more famous teenagers in the world right now who have the same first name and might possibly be dating than Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner? No. We mean, there might be. But we haven’t checked. Seriously, what kind of joyless imbecile goes around finding couples who share a first name to see if they’re more or less famous than other couples who share a first name? Not us, buddy. NOT US.

Anyway, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner might be dating. That was our point.

Poor old Robert Pattinson. Thanks to Twilight, he’s spent much of this year swanning around with his pointy cheekbones and stupid haircut like he’s cock of the walk. Why just a few months ago, Robert Pattinson could have easily stolen your girlfriend, provided that your girlfriend was a kohl-eyed 13-year-old girl with a slack bladder and a depressing fondness for Paramore.

But now? Now Robert Pattinson is out of the picture. He’s only got a bit-part in New Moon, and so he can’t even get a date these days. Instead, everyone has turned their attention Taylor Lautner, who plays Willy The Werewolf in New Moon. He’s just like Robert Pattinson in that he’s got a genuinely alarming haircut, but he’s also compulsively unable to keep a shirt on for longer than about 30 seconds, so all the ladies love him.

Specifically, Taylor Swift loves him. Or at least that’s the rumour. MTV reports:

The pair have set tongues wagging after they were spotted canoodling following one of Swift’s concerts at the weekend. Lautner was also present at two of Swift’s Chicago gigs, sitting in the front row. According to Access Hollywood, the actor couldn’t keep his eyes off Swift and after she finished her performance, the couple shared a hug.

Now this might be a bit premature, but we think we can smell a megacouple in the making. After all, Taylor Lautner is currently the most desirable young actor on the planet, and Taylor Swift is currently the most desirable probable virgin who’s only famous because her music video isn’t as good as Beyonce’s music video on the planet. They’re made for each other.

So let’s start the whole megacouple process now. First we need to pick a clever Brangelina-style compound name for them. So let’s take the first half of Taylor Swift’s name and the last half of Taylor Lautner’s name. That gives us… oh, Taylor. OK, then we’ll take the first half of Taylor Lautner’s name and the last half of Taylor Swift’s name. Taylor. Oh balls. This isn’t working out nearly as well as we’d hoped. Taayloor? Ttaayylloorr? Twoler? Twoler. That’ll do. Twoler.

Congratulations on your budding relationship Twoler. We look forward to calling you Twoler as often as possible until you decide not to be a couple any more, which we expect to happen roughly four minutes after Taylor Lautner can stop promoting New Moon.

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