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Pop Promos: Pretend Punk, Twee Pop And Dull Folk

by Lauren Mullineaux

Well it’s been a hectic week in the business hasn’t it what with the death and the outrage and the awards and the fainting and the relaxing and the… oh god it just never ends.

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Trailer Park: Nic Cage And Some Films Without Nic Cage

by Lauren Mullineaux

Films, again really? In the midst of all this Chris Brown at the Grammy’s furore frankly we’re shocked that people haven’t suspended production and the studios been shut down, but then that’s show business and the show must go on… or something like that.

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Trailer Park: Ronseal, Rocks And Rat Tails

by Lauren Mullineaux

It’s that time of the week once more where you get texts from distant relatives and Facebook friends you decided it was acceptable to dole out your mobile number to.

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Pop Promos: Bad Girls, Bad Boys, Bad Music

by Lauren Mullineaux

Well it’s been a high profile week for music what will all the sports happening and that. If you didn’t watch the kitten walk on the pitch in the football or MIA flip the proverbial bird in the Super Bowl then it really doesn’t matter because The Metro covers just about all of it in [...]

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Pop Promos: It’s Like The Worst Bits Of The 90s All Over Again

by Lauren Mullineaux

Pop promos! More of them! There’s always new music being made. This is, of course, a good thing. It’s also a really, truly awful thing. Some records come out and you just think ‘why did you bother?’

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Nicki Minaj Sees ‘Stupid Hoe’ Banned For Being Deeply, Intensely Irritating

by Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj is a woman on a mission. Her mission is to become the most gifted, yet irritatingly wasteful popstar who ever lived. Her guest-raps have been a thing of wonderful, but when it comes to her own back-catalogue, she’s determined to make the most annoying pop music ever made. Seriously. She’s taken Daphne & [...]

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Pop Promos: Dog Wangs, Dancers And Douches

by Lauren Mullineaux

World events they’re fun aren’t they? Well no, not really, but hey at least you can now use IfIDie.net to record an ‘in-case of my accidentally on purpose death please avenge me to the bitter end’ video. Yes that a real thing now. Yes, it does seem like one of those fake adverts from Six Feet [...]

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Star Wars Dogs Welcome You To The Bark Side

by Mof Gimmers

Only America could host the idea of having a commercial about a commercial. And that’s exactly what VW have done in the build-up to the Super Bowl, which of course, is more of a marketing showreel than an actual sporting event. Hell. American Football is barely a sport in itself. Ostensibly, it’s two teams of [...]

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Pop Promos: Nevermind The SOPA, Here’s Some Music Videos

by Lauren Mullineaux

We’d love to tell you about the tragic things that have been happening this week, but we can’t get on Wikipedia because of some protest for some dumb law the stupid Americans are trying to enforce. We’d love to tell you what that law is, but you know we aren’t really all that knowledgeable about [...]

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Pop Promos: A Bunch Of Stupid New Pop Videos

by Lauren Mullineaux

Christ, we’re starting this year as we mean to go on, which is by turning up very late, slightly drunk, and not really having anything to say. So it’s a lot like last year really, except people might be taking things more seriously because we could all be about to die if the Mayans have [...]

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