Well it's been a high profile week for music what will all the sports happening and that. If you didn't watch the kitten walk on the pitch in the football or MIA flip the proverbial bird in the Super Bowl then it really doesn't matter because The Metro covers just about all of it in a much more elaborate and unnecessary way than the above sentence makes you think it might be worth.
The kitten doesn't have a music video out, but we're positive you can watch it singing on YouTube or, you can see it in your mind’s eye on ketamine; whatever takes your fancy really.
MIA on the other hand does have a video response out in antithesis to the popular Alexandra Burke song ?Bad Boys?, which is nice for her. Shall we watch some new releases then?
MIA has opted to show us all her bad side in ?Bad Girls? which frankly we just never saw coming.
Warning. It features cars and a load of posing.
And not much worthwhile tune.
If you were bored enough to watch the above ?short film? from Roman Gavras, the director of ?How can I make a short lived cultural criticism next?? then you will have noticed Maya wearing her shiny bra on the outside like a feminine version of Super Girl. She bad. It's probably all political and about war and oil and greed and stuff, but MIA knows that's way over all our heads so she decided to re-enact that scene from Sex And The City 2 where everyone in the Middle East dresses like a Western capitalist twat. She bad.
So what's just happened right now is we've just watched nearly four entire minutes of our very first Alexandra Burke video. Yeah, she's back which is probably not a coincidence, but more of an elephant in the room as she so candidly puts it on the song ?Elephant.? It's all just a bit unfortunate really.
Brilliantly, you can’t embed the video yet, so if you want to actually see it after listening to that cod-club bilge,?click here
We all just need to calm down a minute. You might think The Shins are a boring band and this video proves you 500 per cent right, but we're still standing by them.
It could be captivating if you? no? Okay. Sorry. Moving on, we here at the ‘spray like to teach you, dear reader, stuff. Not how to read; we don't want you to leave, but how to see in colour?it's something they can do now with technology and stuff. Sadly OK GO got their first as per.
We know it's for Big Bird and his friends on ?the farm? but hopefully now you will all see how OK GO are little more than a meme. Can we all move on from their 753 trick pony now?
Addendum- if you're still helplessly trying to be relevant then you can watch the numerous parodies of Lana Del Ray that are being knocked together in studios across the world. One of them features her off of that film about the funny women and the other features the comedian not off of the funny film with the women, but does have some references to teenage literature.
We?ll let you decide what you want to do with that.