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Vanessa Hudgens To Make Twilight 2 More Tweeny And Nude
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, January 12, 2009 at 7:00pm | 24 Comments
Vanessa Hudgens To Make Twilight 2 More Tweeny And Nude This is the news we've waited our entire lives for - Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is going to be in Twilight 2!
Oh, OK, Vanessa Hudgens is only auditioning for one of the roles in Twilight 2. It's as good as signed, though, especially since the second Twilight novel ends with everyone performing a mass singalong to a song entitled I Believe In You (Sexy Vampire Of My Heart).
Vanessa Hudgens' Twilight signing also proves that, rather than promoting pre-martial abstinence, Twilight is really all about getting your tits and mimsy out on the internet. Hear that, Robert Pattinson? Your mimsy.
High School Musical 4 Coming Whether You Want It Or Not
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:00pm | 12 Comments
High School Musical 4 Coming Whether You Want It Or Not You might have thought that High School Musical 3 was to be the swansong of the series, leaving tweens everywhere with three near-identical Grease rip-offs to cling onto.
But that's not the case at all. Eager to keep churning out enough High School Musicals to keep everyone in solid gold bathtubs for a decade, Disney has announced that there's a High School Musical 4 in the pipeline.
However, don't expect too many of your favourite High School Musical characters in High School Musical 4, because rumour has it that there'll be a mostly-new cast. Which we're eternally thankful to Disney for - after all, the High School Musical cast of today is the middle-aged pervert's grubby naked sex fantasy object of tomorrow.
Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape Not Actually Very Real
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 6:00pm | 8 Comments
Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape Not Actually Very Real

Hey perverts! Want to see Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical dressed up as Santa, spouting filthy nonsense and humping a man?

Well you can't because - contrary to rumours - the Vanessa Hudgens sex tape does not exist.

That's right, there is no Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, so you'll never get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like when she's having sex. Unless, you know, you carefully print and cut out all those naked Vanessa Hudgens pictures from the internet, stick naked pictures of yourself next to them and make a sort of ramshackle flick-book with them. That kind of works.

Ahem. We heard.

High School Musical 3 To Fill Cinemas With Annoying Children
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 at 3:30pm | 3 Comments
High School Musical 3 To Fill Cinemas With Annoying Children

One of the best things about the High School Musical movies was that they were TV movies and easy to avoid.

But not any more. Disney has just confirmed that High School Musical 3 - the final movie in the High School Musical trilogy - will be a full feature release that people will have to save up their pocket money and pay to see in cinemas.

Needless to say, the news has excited young High School Musical fans and creepy middle-aged perverts who've just worked out that they'll be able to see the outline of Vanessa Hudgens' boobs on a gigantic screen alike. 

Vanessa Hudgens’ Naked Bangers Back For High School Musical 3
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, November 5, 2007 at 2:30pm | 42 Comments
Vanessa Hudgens’ Naked Bangers Back For High School Musical 3

Disney had to make a difficult decision recently - to invite Vanessa Hudgens back for High School Musical 3 despite her nude scandal, or to replace her with someone less likely to whip their vagina out and show it to everyone all the time.

But, surprisingly, it looks as if Disney has chosen the former. Reports are rife that Vanessa Hudgens is not only going to sign on to reprise her role in High School Musical 3 this week, but she's also negotiated herself a giant payrise in the process. Although Vanessa Hudgens' payrise has shocked everyone who thought that her days as a family-friendly pop gonk were over, there's probably a perfectly good explanation for it - like the millions and millions of extra dollars that High School Musical 3 will make thanks to the army of new adult male Vanessa Hudgens fans who'll watch it again and again trying to work out if they can see the beginnings of a cameltoe emerging during the movie's tender opening number.

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