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Michael Jackson’s Daughter Sleeps Inside A Jacket Or Whatever

by Mof Gimmers

With the Michael Jackson v. Conrad Murray’s Syringe court case imminent, we need to keep Jacko in the news because come the trial, we’ll need to convince ourselves that we’re informed. There’s no danger of you lot being uber-informed though because, chances are, you have absolutely no life outside of scouring the internet for articles [...]

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Jermaine Makes A Pretty Penny While Accusing Everyone Of Milking Michael Jackson’s Death

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson’s death may well be very sad for those who still bought his albums post-Dangerous (yes, these people actually exist), but it hasn’t been all bad news for the world. You see, like deep sea creatures gorging on the carcass of a dead whale, Michael Jackson’s cadaver has created something of a cottage industry, [...]

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Michael Jackson In Bahrain Escape Plot If Found Guilty Of Fiddling With Knobs That Weren’t His

by Matthew Laidlow

The only people counting down the days to the Michael Jackson ‘Moonwalking For Justice’ manslaughter trial, are members of his immediate family and his slightly psychotic followers. Oh, how we look forward to seeing scores of Jackson fans with badly scrawled banners, candlelit shrines and people walking around in monkey costumes. And poor ol’ Dr. [...]

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Conrad Murray Trial To Avoid Michael Jackson’s Dubious Past, Remarkably

by Mof Gimmers

As we saw in a recent rape trial involving a certain influential banker and a maid, judging someone on their character is a big deal in the American legal system. Basically, if you’re a dodgy sod, people are less likely to believe your defence. However, with Michael Jackson, he gets special rules because he’s really [...]

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Katy Perry Gives Dead Freddie Mercury A Rousing Happy Birthday Message

by Matthew Laidlow

Quick everyone! Raid the cupboard for party poppers and get out your best bunting to decorate the living room. Today sees Freddie Mercury turn sixty five and a day! However, Freddie is yesterday’s news and has already been forgotten about. But here at hecklerspray, we won’t let a new Google image or Twitter hashtag see [...]

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Beyonce To Perform At Michael Jackson Tribute Well Away From His Mental Fans

by Mof Gimmers

We’re a little obsessed with Michael Jackson here in the ‘spray hole. Well we would wouldn’t we? He’s fascinatingly odd. We could stare at his gargoyle face all day long. Y’know, that one that didn’t change at all in the 40-odd years he hobbled around this poor planet. His behaviour was like a particularly odd [...]

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Justice For Michael Jackson Rally Planned In Erm…Oxford?

by Matthew Laidlow

Ding dong the witch is dead sang the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz when their evil overload melted to death. We don’t know if any of the alleged victims of the Michael Jackson touching-up trial sang anything along those lines, but it’s genuine fact that Jackson fans consoled themselves via mass weeping sessions, crotch [...]

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The Story Of The Michael Jackson Tribute Gig And Kiss Calling Him A Nonce

by Matthew Laidlow

Moon walking. That’s what the slightly deluded, psychotic and mentally challenged Michael Jackson fans will be doing at his tribute show in early October, whilst frothing at the mouth. However, it does seem slightly strange that Jackson’s followers will gather in Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium whilst alleged manslaughterer Dr. Conrad Murray faces trial. According to you [...]

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Michael Jackson Tribute Line-up Announced! All The Famous People Seem To Be Busy

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when the organisers of the Michael Jackson tribute gig said that those who travelled to Cardiff (obviously the natural home for a MJ tribute) would see “the biggest and best concert in the world”? Well they won’t. By some distance too. See, the initial line-up has been revealed and it looks more like a [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Erotic Sketches To Be Given To Sick Children

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson loved children didn’t he? He really loved them. He let them stay over at his house. He even protected them from night terrors in his bed while they slept with one eye open. He really touched those little darlings. And now, even as a very famous cadaver, he plans to hover over children [...]

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