Michael Jackson loved children didn’t he? He really loved them. He let them stay over at his house. He even protected them from night terrors in his bed while they slept with one eye open. He really touched those little darlings.
And now, even as a very famous cadaver, he plans to hover over children while they innocently sleep.
How? Well, his estate have donated a bunch of sketches – including a signed portrait of the singer – which will decorate the walls of Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. Those poor, sick kids. Being watched over by a lifeless image of pop’s most famous white sock wearer.
Jackson’s three children ? Prince, Paris and Blanket (all definitely his) ? were on hand to unveil the donated artwork, alongside their weird Auntie La Toya who must terrify them thanks to her insistence on having exactly the same face as their late father.
Some of the drawings depict Mickey Mouse, but we hope he’s donated one of those marvellous pieces that adorned the walls of Neverland which featured a shirtless Jackson with nothing but a loin cloth covering his visible erection.
Not that he fancied children. MJ got horny for world peace.
One resident at the hospital is reported to have said:
“These drawings frighten me. I almost wish my illness would just kill me now.”
Children say the cutest things don’t they?!
We can only pray that some of the drawings offered are as high in quality as some of the Michael Jackson fan-art that is floating around this awful Earth of ours… like this beaut!