With the Michael Jackson v. Conrad Murray’s Syringe court case imminent, we need to keep Jacko in the news because come the trial, we’ll need to convince ourselves that we’re informed.
There’s no danger of you lot being uber-informed though because, chances are, you have absolutely no life outside of scouring the internet for articles about the former King Of Pop (since MJ’s death, the crown has been handed over to Pitbull).
However, as Michael is completely and utterly dead, we have to look elsewhere for stories. And so, we bring the tale of Jackson’s daughter – Paris – sleeping with a jacket. Isn’t jacket one of Michael’s other children?
So the news is that Paris Jackson is sleeping in the same bed as Jacket Jackson? That’s barely news at all. Loads of children… especially siblings… sleep together in the same bed.
It’s perfectly innocent isn’t it? Children sleeping together is the most natural thing in the world… unless of course, you’ve got an ageing popstar bunking down with them too.
What is peculiar though, is that Paris Jackson insists on sleeping with Jacket as a pillow.
Poor Jacket Jackson. That’s the kind of mental torture that made Michael so mental as an adult. Can we then assume that Jacket Jackson will end up with a music career that will, say, eclipse that of 3T? That’d be something wouldn’t it?
WAIT! Jacket Jackson doesn’t exist! We’re getting confused! It’s Blanket Jackson!
It appears that Paris is sleeping with one of her late father’s jackets as a pillow! That makes more sense we guess. Unless it’s the horrible S&M buckled thing that he wore in the Bad video. We imagine that’s less comfortable to sleep on than a conch shell.
Apparently, the jacket still smells like him. A mixture of remorse and Hi Karate aftershave then?
Worryingly, MJ’s mother Katherine believes his children will grow up to be “just like him”, especially Paris, who insists on having her walls filled with pictures of her pop legend father.
Well, we know how much Michael liked having oil paintings of himself haunting his walls. If his children are going to grow up just like their dad, this means we have to start coming up with scurrilous jokes to slap them with once they worm their way into the public eye.
Jeez. They’re a gift that keeps giving aren’t they?
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Mary Nesbitt-Larking says
For a long time, I sat here and tried to think of something really witty I could say that would also prove how cruel and evil you are without me being directly nasty, but now I realise that would just be a waste of time as karma will probably kill you in your sleep for this tasteless and disrespectful article. Good luck with that.
Si Sharp says
So, in conclusion you were unable to think of anything witty. Thank you for your contribution.
Ashley says
So sad that you people insist on making fun of Michael Jackson and his children. Did you lose your only parent when you were 11 years old? She’s just a child, and you people continue to prove you have no hearts by twisting stories about a little girl who loved her father very much.
d says
Getting pretty desperate, aren’t you, to pick on grieving little kids. Guess that’s what happens when you suck and the whole world knows it
Emma says
“kill you in your sleep” ? That’s is not karma or punishment. Die in your sleep in your own bed? That is an ultimate dream !!!
sam says
It’s so shameful that Katherine gives an interview with the daily mail that is so hateful to Michael Jackson. Of course, she doesn’t care about it since she has to get her $5,000 as established in her contract with Howard Mann in which she even illegally “forever bind” Michael’s children to satisfy her enormous greed.
Aside this, I just want people doesn’t forget that has been Michael who raised those children so Katherine has NO merit if not that of exploit them. Shame on her.
Disgusted says
Making light of the fact that a 13 year old is clearly hurting from her father’s death! DISGUSTING.
Mangosta says
Oh, I don’t know. Her name’s pretty bloody funny as is the idea that writing a comic article should be punishable by death. If this is how karma works, should a murderer be punished by having a short, satirical piece written about him?
Casey Edith says
In conclusion, Mary Nesbitt-Larking realized that it was a waste of time to even try for a witty comeback. And really, this article deserves that kind of indifference.
Venay says
I seriously hope you are incapable of reproducing. The world is full enough of ignorant, heartless beasts.
Ana says
Shame on you! But, you know what? I feel sorry for you. You are problably soooooooooooo frustrated. Good luck for your life full of hate, frustration and rubbish.
P.S.: An advice, look in the mirror and make immediately a change !
felice says
so who is this moron who wrote this crappy article, what a waste of space, I read the first paragraph and then stop , it’s not worth my time ,first time I came to this website ,rubbish
Joyce says
Instead of continually bullying/heckling at a deceased man who can no longer speak for himself, why you be big boys and girls, and bully/heckle Miss Piggy (Nancy Grace) who attempted to “dance with the stars.” What a bad, obese influence she is on the younger generation. Obese people like Oprah, Nancy Grace and others should be kept out of the publics eye. If anyone is going to put Oprah or Nancy on national television, you might as well stick a CIGARETTE in their mouth. It’s the same thing.
Claude says
Wow. That was completely devoid of cleverness. I can’t even be offended because it was so unimaginative and bland. *yawn* Don’t you think picking on children is a bit pass
It's not the kid says
It’s the fact that 1: daddy loved other people’s kiddies in an up close and personal way that’s best reserved for a cousin if your from some backwards country. 2: Hello named his kid blanket.
On a positive side at least his kids got to play with a real Mr. Potato face with interchangeable noses, ears, and who knows what else.
johnj.32 says
Man, i’m not even a fan of Jackson’s but this “article” made even me infuriated.Disgusting is the least i can say. And as a man that i have lost my father at a young age and kept his watch as a memory of him, i say that this “article” and the person who wrote it offend me to the core. You don’t like the man but picking on his daughter because she sleeps with his jacket in order to feel him close is the lowest of the low. Shame on you man. On of the worst pieces that i have read in my life.
lisa says
She is not even his daughter. She is a rude little girl and a liar. She makes herself look like a complete idiot by saying Wacko was her bio dad.
TDK23 says
So what was the point of this article?? I clearly didn’t get the humor out of a young girl missing her father. But hey, if that makes you feel better – God Bless You
jessica says
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH DISGUSTING & MEAN THINGS BOUT HIS CHILDREN!!!
They are under the age of 18 for crying out loud! ppl like u are a disgrace and like what many of others have said karma will come back to u
Jennie says
How in the world was that article hateful to Michael Jackson? How do you even know that interview ever took place? It’s the Daily Mail for heavens sake! You must be one of those fans that hates the Jackson family and thinks the executors of MJ’s estate can do no wrong! Wake up people! If that article is accurate then it proves that all of the articles that have Katerhine claiming to back the estate are false. Why do you think she never involves the estate in anything? Because she does not trust them! Michael told her that he would be killed for his catalog! Stop bashing the Jackson family! Shame on you! They may not be perfect, but they where his family and he loved them. Katherine was the one Michael chose to raise those kids if anything ever happened to him. Stop trying to be the Jackson family police and remember your place as a fan!
Adios Propofol Addict says
OD in a bed hooked up to an IV and with a catheter attached to his penis because walking to the bathroom was even beyond his ability. Michael didn’t care if he lived or died.
He loved drugs more than he loved his kids or his own life.
The jacket has more sense than any of these attention seeking Jacksons ever will.
Jennie says
You’re disgusting! How dare you say such things about such a beautiful little girl! You can be a horrible person by saying things about her father, but called her rude and a liar is completely reprehensible!
Jennie says
I love how a website that posts such disgusting stuff requires your comments to be moderated! What a joke!
sian says
i’m pretty sure MJ’s children won’t actually read this article. i think they’ll be ok.
Ashley says
1. There is no proof whatsoever that Michael ever hurt a c hild. You think he was the most selective pedophile in history, only choosing a couple of victims over the many years he lived at Neverland? Hundreds of kids spent time at Neverland, so why did he only choose a couple? Read the court transcripts and the documents surrouding both cases and you’ll find that extortion was the main priority of many of the people involved. Educate yourself, ignorant fool.
2. Nobody named their child Blanket. It’s a nickname. Learn the facts.
Ashley says
I think the child knows herself better than you do! What gives you the right to say you know the truth when you don’t? Do you have a DNA test in your hands? Then shut the hell up. She’s a girl who is still grieving the loss of her father. And what about her is rude? Where has she ever been rude? Shut the hell up.
Ashley says
Michael was only on the medications his doctor gave him. His organs didn’t show that he was a drug abuser. He had medical conditions that caused him pain, he also had trouble sleeping. Murray never should have provided the Propofol. It’s not Michael’s fault that his doctor completely disregarded the oath he took as a doctor.
Michael was a human being. He was flawed. We all are. But don’t take out your issues on Michael on his kids. That’s uncalled for. They are innocent kids who loved their father very much, and it’s absolutely disgusting to make light of his connection to his children because of what YOU think he was. He loved his kids, they loved him. End of story.
Ashley says
That doesn’t matter. It never should have been written. Whoever is heartless enough to write something like this about an innocent child clearly lacks a moral compass and any ounce of goodness or compassion.
sian says
ashley, this site isn’t about goodness and compassion. if that’s what you like, why do you read the articles? you could save yourself a lot of angst and just ….not read them. (or you could continue to get worked up because we find it quite entertaining).
Cookie Monster says
Where were you when the last twenty Justin Bieber posts were uploaded?
Twit.
Cookie Monster says
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Cookie Monster says
Ashley, pay no attention to sian.
Sian, stop feeding the animals.
joanne says
To the writer (?) of this tasteless piece of filth, it would appear that Paris has more class in her fingernails than you have in your whole body. If a little girl loves her father and wants to comfort herself after losing him wants to sleep with his jacket so what !
No wonder Mike always wanted to be around children, you people are sick and demonic, with minds and hearts filled with evil. Stop playing God, go find something charitable to do. If you dont like Michael and the Jackson family stop reading blogs and commentaries about them and finally go die somewhere, is possible !