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Rock Band: The Beatles (Wigs, Drugs, Annoying Wives Not Inc)

by Stuart Heritage

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith was a brave experiement, but a successful one – now it’s time to repeat it with a band that people actually like.

It’s strongly rumoured that MTV is about to announce a forthcoming Rock Band: The Beatles edition. If it’s true, then Rock Band: The Beatles would be a truly landmark game. Not only would it mark the first time that The Beatles have licensed their music to a videogame, but also, if the song In My Life gets included in the tracklisting, it’ll also mark the debut of the Rock Band harpsichord peripheral.

It’s expected that Rock Band: The Beatles will be so realistic that it’ll actually feel like you’re one of The Beatles. For instance, John Lennon’s guitar will have easy, medium, hard and expert levels, George Harrison’s guitar will have easy, medium, hard and expert levels, Paul McCartney’s bass will have easy, medium, hard and expert levels and Ringo’s drums will have one very easy level that even a baby could play.

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Some Book: John Lennon Lusted After Bandmates And His Own Mother

by Shawn Lindseth

Good news everybody. John Lennon wasn’t gay, and he never once longed for a fleshy-fencing match with Paul McCartney, if you catch our meaning. This is new information recently come to light due to some guy’s brand new money-grubbing book. Well, actually the reverse information came out in his book, meaning of course that tucked [...]

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Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather Mills

by Matthew Laidlow

Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather MillsIt’s fair kop to say that John Lennon was a bit of a musical genius. He and Paul McCartney momentarily stopped nicking cars and Hobnobs from the corner shop to write a whole load of pop tunes. These songs captivated a city, a country and later the whole wide world.

However, every successful star has a downfall, and he had a couple. Unlike today’s woozy musicians like the moon crater face bloke from Keane, the copious amounts of drugs he took didn’t knacker him up. Instead, it was a stumpy Japanese woman called Yoko Ono.

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