Some Book: John Lennon Lusted After Bandmates And His Own Mother
Good news everybody. John Lennon wasn't gay, and he never once longed for a fleshy-fencing match with Paul McCartney, if you catch our meaning. This is new information recently come to light due to some guy's brand new money-grubbing book. Well, actually the reverse information came out in his book, meaning of course that tucked away in one of his chapters is a little segment where Lennon wanted to fertilise all of Paul's lady-eggs in the worst way.
Since the book came out someone asked Paul point blank if it was true - and he said aside from a little light necking, John had never, ever expressed any such desires.
Or something like that anyway. We're actually not sure if that 'necking' part was really in McCartney's answer or not.
Yoko Ono Feels All Upset For Heather Mills
It’s fair to say that John Lennon was a bit of a musical genius. He and Paul McCartney momentarily stopped nicking cars and Hobnobs from the corner shop to write a whole load of pop tunes. These songs captivated a city, a country and later the whole world.
However, every successful star has a downfall, and he had a couple. But unlike today’s woozy musicians, like the moon crater face bloke from Keane, the copious amounts of drugs he took didn’t knacker him up. Instead, it was a stumpy Japanese woman called Yoko Ono.