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Christina Hendricks Nudes Appear After Phone Hack, Apparently [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

After arrests and official inquiries, it seemed that phone hacking and leaked nudes were a thing of the past. Shame. Until now that is, as there’s photographs floating around which claim to be the boobs of Christina Hendricks.

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Snooki From Jersey Shore Has Learnt How To Reproduce

by Matthew Laidlow

Just when you thought TV couldn’t be dumbed down any more, something happens that makes you want to throw yourself into a river of rotting faeces. After all, we have been given the gift of reality TV and if a celeb can dance, ice-skate, get along with snakes and insects or doesn’t mind being held [...]

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Eddie Murphy & Toni Braxton Are Dating Which Is Quite Literally The Best News Ever

by Michael Park

Let’s face it, if you only read one celebrity story this week, it really should be this one. Sit back, relax, pop on your limited edition casette single of ‘Unbreak My Heart’, get The Nutty Professor on your DVD player and have a psychiatrist on standby because this is going to blow your tiny mind. [...]

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Hugh Hefner’s Son Charged With Assaulting A Playmate With A Great Rack

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when we told you that Hugh Hefner’s son – Marston Hefner – had been roughing up a Playmate by the name of Claire Sinclair? Weird that someone who grew up in the Playboy Mansion should objectify a woman isn’t it?

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Adele Is Officially Better Than Michael Jackson

by Matthew Laidlow

Some people can’t bear to move on and will stubbornly live in the past forever. One group of people who can’t escape the past are those loveable creatures that we call Michael Jackson fans.

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Gerard Butler Leaves The Rehab You Didn’t Know He Was In

by Mof Gimmers

Gerard Butler and his nose have ‘returned home and is in good health’ following his visit to rehab, where he was apparently getting treatment for substance abuse issues… not that anyone actually knew he’d gone to rehab.

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Megan Fox Used To Feel So Damn Unpretty, Or, How To Fish For Compliments The Celebrity Way

by Mof Gimmers

Like those girls who take pictures of themselves in bikinis, tweet them and say “Oh, I feel so fat!” and those that peddle a line of cod-loneliness in a bid to appear attractively quirky, Megan Fox needs some compliments because she doesn’t feel pretty.

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Adam Levine Defends Christina Aguilera And Draws Attention To Her Chub In The Process

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who singer, Adam Levine, is? Doesn’t matter either way because he’s not hear to do what he’s paid to do. Sing. He’s here to offer his opinions on things which don’t really concern him, yet somehow make for news these days.

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Kelly Osbourne Gets Death Threats From GaGa’s Little Monsters

by Robin Darke

What did you do this weekend? Have a slow meander into town to revel at how low humanity has sunk, judging the entire human race by how many overweight teenage girls girls a) have stupid thick rimmed glasses with no lenses or b) wear pink hoodies with the precise date of when they got a DM over Twitter from Justin Bieber (or whoever is running his account while he’s giving Selena Gomez some southern loving and looking at himself in the mirror) there are?

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Adele To Take 5 Years Off And Give Our Poor, Poor Ears A Well Deserved Rest

by Mof Gimmers

Look at you all. Your ears have imploded and you’ve been crying. For ages. It’s all Adele’s fault. Her shrieking, caterwauling racket has left the world in a state of submission, ready to give up. However, there’s good news!

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