Articles tagged with: Kanye West
WEBTHUMP! June 3, 2009
10 - Good news! The purple Daniel Craig ice lolly is GO! - Bestweekever 9 - News about a rather spiffy online comedy encyclopedia - Amygrindhouse 8 - Soap shaped like brass knuckles - we ask 'why?' - Geekologie 7 - The Smiths singing to kids at Kew Gardens never gets old: fact - Mychemicaltoilet
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 19 May 2009
10 - Make the whole internet as shouty as Kanye West's blog - Mychemicaltoilet 9 - Some cover versions that are better than the originals - Interestment 8 - Who should play Sinatra in the new Scorsese film? Oh, these people - Bestweekever 7 - We wish Watchdog was more like this - Shoutingatcows
Kanye West Charged With Being A Stroppy Little Airport Turd
Kanye West often refers to himself as the son of God - it's a perfectly acceptable statement for him to make. No really, it is. If you've read the Bible, you'll remember the passage describing Jesus's decision to make an album about how miserable he is with loads of Autotune on it. And we believe it was Mark 3:11 that went "And, lo, Jesus was charged with three misdemeanors for acting like a cock in an airport." And now Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for that time he acted like a cock in an airport too. Oh, holy symmetry.
Kanye West often refers to himself as the son of God - it's a perfectly acceptable statement for him to make. No really, it is. If you've read the Bible, you'll remember the passage describing Jesus's decision to make an album about how miserable he is with loads of Autotune on it. And we believe it was Mark 3:11 that went "And, lo, Jesus was charged with three misdemeanors for acting like a cock in an airport." And now Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for that time he acted like a cock in an airport too. Oh, holy symmetry.
Kanye West Is Jesus 2.0 Apparently
There is nothing more amusing than watching someone in the street who is proclaiming the world is going to end. Still, they’ve at least given us enough warning to book our rocket ship so we can picnic on the moon whilst watching the world implode. But if you can’t do this, what do you do? Thankfully these religious nutjobs are always wrong and we survive another day whilst they scurry away to the local off license. Now a more high-profile idiot has emerged to literally put the fear into us all. Kanye West is convinced that God chose him. We’re not exactly sure for what, but if it’s for being a gimp, the choice was perfect.
There is nothing more amusing than watching someone in the street who is proclaiming the world is going to end. Still, they’ve at least given us enough warning to book our rocket ship so we can picnic on the moon whilst watching the world implode. But if you can’t do this, what do you do? Thankfully these religious nutjobs are always wrong and we survive another day whilst they scurry away to the local off license. Now a more high-profile idiot has emerged to literally put the fear into us all. Kanye West is convinced that God chose him. We’re not exactly sure for what, but if it’s for being a gimp, the choice was perfect.
WEBTHUMP! Monday 2 February 2009
10 - Why can't all adverts be like this? 9 - The credit crunch is even hitting creepy old permanently-aroused men. For shame - Time 8 - Hey, look, here's Kanye West making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER - Hiphopcrunch 7 - The world's most famous shoe gets a statue - Newyorkdailynews 6 - ...
Kanye West Gets All Pissy With The Papparazzi
Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans. Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don't be daft, something went tits up of course. It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people's pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub - a place that doesn't exactly scream class - a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye's fault? Of course not, and he's explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.
Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans. Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don't be daft, something went tits up of course. It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people's pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub - a place that doesn't exactly scream class - a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye's fault? Of course not, and he's explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.
WEBTHUMP! Friday 14 November 2008
10 - This is a) good and b) not an advert, despite looking like one. Who'd have thought? 9 - Hey, watching Same Difference's new video is like grappling with a Haribo hangover after all - Popjustice 8 - Every song Kanye West will ever write, leaked on the internet - Pitchfork 7 - ...
Suge Knight Takes Final Punt At Relevancy By Suing Kanye West
Suge Knight may have allegedly hung Vanilla Ice by his ankles off a 20-storey building once, but don't ever mess with his earrings. Because, seriously, if Suge Knight ever comes round your house and suddenly loses one of his earrings, you're very possibly going to get sued. Of course, it'll help if the loss of the earring is directly preceded by an armed stranger bursting into your house and shooting Suge Knight in the leg, but mainly it's about the earring thing. So you wouldn't want to be Kanye West, because he's the man who Suge Knight is suing for the earring loss and the shooting. And Suge Knight means business, too - once he's done suing Kanye West he's going to punch Busta Rhymes in the face for losing one of his anklets and then twist one of Diddy's nipples as hard as he can until Diddy promises give back his missing cockring.
Suge Knight may have allegedly hung Vanilla Ice by his ankles off a 20-storey building once, but don't ever mess with his earrings. Because, seriously, if Suge Knight ever comes round your house and suddenly loses one of his earrings, you're very possibly going to get sued. Of course, it'll help if the loss of the earring is directly preceded by an armed stranger bursting into your house and shooting Suge Knight in the leg, but mainly it's about the earring thing. So you wouldn't want to be Kanye West, because he's the man who Suge Knight is suing for the earring loss and the shooting. And Suge Knight means business, too - once he's done suing Kanye West he's going to punch Busta Rhymes in the face for losing one of his anklets and then twist one of Diddy's nipples as hard as he can until Diddy promises give back his missing cockring.
