If you follow the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, then you probably know that 1) this shit is basically capitalist, shallow, staged bullshit that I can’t get enough of, and 2) Kim Kardashian West wants to have more babies but can’t carry any more herself.
Kim had such difficult pregnancies with North and Saint that her uterus is all fucked up, so if she wants more kids they won’t be coming out of her more than likely surgically altered cooch.
It’s been confirmed that Kim and Kanye West have officially dropped more than $60k on a surrogate to carry baby #3, so for all that we know some poor woman out there could already be carrying Kris Jenner’s next source of income in their womb.
In case you were wondering, yes, this IS very exciting for me, even though I kind of don’t buy the whole “Kim not being able to carry anymore kids” thing. That’s right, I’m pulling out another Kardashian Konspiracy theory!
As I’ve discussed 20 million times before, Kim and the rest of her family can use “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” to spread their propaganda as much as they want, trying to paint themselves as victims of hater fuckery, but I know the REAL reason Kimmy has spent all this time convincing us she can’t physically carry a third baby: Bitch doesn’t want to fuck that million dollar body up anymore. Do you have any idea how much money her past two pregnancy bounce-backs have cost her? My guess is A LOT. Why go through that fuckery again when you can pay some other bitch to carry your kid? Of course, Kim, like her other sisters, would never admit she’s that shallow, so she had to present this elaborate and tragic ruse that she couldn’t have kids on her own, like “Oh poor Kim, she just wants to have more babies but she can’t!” When in reality it’s more like “Oh, poor Kim, she doesn’t want to go through a shitty pregnancy again and fuck up her body.” And you know what? Get it girl. Fucking get it.
I’ve had a kid and I’m prepping for baby number two and I swear to fucking GOD if I had the money to pay surrogates to pump out the rest of my kids I WOULD. I’m really feeling my body right now and dreading having to sacrifice it to pregnancy again, plus, as I’ve often mentioned, being pregnant is BRUTAL! If you’re rich enough to get someone else to do it for you, why the fuck not? Do you, Kimberly. Do you.