Articles tagged with: House
Britney Spears has been through a living hell this year - a living hell that only Seal and his missus can properly fix.
It doesn't matter that Britney Spears is now being looked after by her family and seems to be making inroads into overcoming whatever problems she's suffered from, because it's fairly obvious that Britney Spears would receive far better treatment from a supermodel she's probably never met and her balladeering husband.
Which is why Heidi Klum has invited Britney Spears to come and live with her, either until Britney's completely better or until Heidi's children get so freaked out by Britney constantly rubbing herself and muttering in confusing British accents that they promise not to keep taking mummy for granted so much.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
This week: Ghosts/Myths
The Battle of Gettysburg was just what it sounds like - a military battle that took place in Gettysburg, PA. Surely you're familiar with it - Abraham Lincoln, Slavery, the Gettysburg Address... you know what we're talking about, right? Well in that battle probably millions of bullets flew.
Despite the massive quantities of metal whizzing all around, only one civilian died in the mess - Jennie Wade. She was making bread for some union troops when she was struck down. The house where she died is considered 'officially haunted,' by some groups allowed to dish out titles like that.
Forget bloating stomachs and tender boobies - the only way we'll ever know if Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins or not is if reporters start getting arrested near her house.
What's that? A reporter has been arrested near Angelina Jolie's house? Then the prophesies are true - Angelina Jolie is going to be a mother again!
Either that or she and Brad Pitt just enjoy trying to lock up anyone who tries to get too close to them for free. But, screw it, let's just go with the pregnancy thing.
It looks like the latest wildfires to hit California might be an act of God, in which case we can assume that God dislikes the Red Hot Chili Peppers almost as much as we do.
That's because Flea, the man responsible for all of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' interminable bass solos, is the highest-profile victim of the wildfires that swept through Malibu this weekend. According to Flea himself, his $4.8 million Malibu mansion has been "burnt to a crisp." It's a tragic situation for Flea to be in, because not only was he forced to witness the total destruction of his house, but he's now also been forced into emergency accommodation in the form of the other $10 million mansion he also owns in Malibu. We sense the next Red Hot Chili Peppers album might be quite heavy on the bass-led ballads about how crap it is to only have one multi-million dollar Malibu mansion instead of two, you know.
