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Sinitta Worries About Cowell’s Intruder (While Thinking She’s The Only Person Who Should Be Breaking In And Acting Weird)

by Mof Gimmers

Sinitta wants Simon Cowell to move house after an intruder was found in his wardrobe covered in blood. Sinitta probably thought she was the only person who was allowed to be found hiding in his house, acting like a lunatic. The leaf-wearing maniac dated Simon in the ’80s and has remained his close friend ever [...]

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Alicia Silverstone Likes Spitting Into Her Child’s Mouth

by Mof Gimmers

She was made famous by a series of awful Aerosmith videos before starring in a terrible Batman film. Apart from that, Alicia Silverstone hasn’t done a great deal. Until now that is! Now, she’s all about regurgitating her food and spitting it into her child’s mouth! That’s right. Alicia is like some kind of seabird, [...]

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Khloe Kardashian Quits PETA After They Flour Kim, Like A Stropping Baby

by Mof Gimmers

Ah, wasn’t it fun when Kim Kardashian got a flour bomb in her hair and all over her clothes? Schoolboy prankery is always welcomed on hecklerspray. As suspected, the flour bomb was from someone connected to PETA, which sullies things. PETA aren’t particularly fun are they? Sure, they’re entitled to their beliefs, but wouldn’t it [...]

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Chaney Pleads Guilty To Hacking Celebs For Nudes, As Well As Having The Cheek To Email Nude Requests (Amazing)

by Mof Gimmers

Christopher Chaney, the man who gave the world celebrity nakedness, is a man looking at a tremendous 60 years in prison after admitting he absolutely did hack the emails of famous people and leaked their personals to us all. And for the huge spikes in traffic he gave us, we thank him dearly. Anyway, his hacking [...]

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Bobby Brown Shocks Everyone By Getting Arrested Again

by Mof Gimmers

After telling everyone that he slept in his car, nearly bankrupting himself to get Whitney Houston into rehab, everyone briefly thought that they had Bobby Brown all wrong. Maybe he’s a nice guy and not the ghoul he’s been painted as? But then you remember the trouble he’s caused all by himself. Candy Girl being [...]

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The Libertines Weren’t Just “Drug Taking Idiots” – They Were Tuneless Simpletons As Well

by Mof Gimmers

The bloke who used to be the drummer in The Libertines (no-one cares what his name is) is hoping that a new Libertines film called There Are No Innocent Bystanders will allow people see the band in a different light. Of course, any right minded person will find out when the screenings are for this [...]

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Writing A Miley Cyrus Engagement Article Just To Use The Funny Picture We Have Of Her

by Mof Gimmers

If we get an opportunity to write about Miley Cyrus, we will. This is not because we find her particularly interesting (although we did like it when she was caught on video with a massive bong), but rather, we love the picture we use when we write about her. Just look at it. Either way, [...]

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2 Trailer Released (We’re The Same Boring Temperature Now)

by Mof Gimmers

OH MY OMG! We can barely contain our gawping tedium at the news that the first footage from the final instalment of the Twilight saga has debuted online! It has Robert Pattinson in saying the least romantic thing in the world in it! However, this film is all about Bella who is played by Kristen Stewart. [...]

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The Man Who Gave Us Celebrity Nudes Pleads Guilty

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrity boob enthusiast, Christopher Chaney, has agreed to plead guilty to hacking into the email accounts of celebrities such as Christina Aguilera, Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson. From there, he shared their bangers with the world. According to court documents filed Thursday, Chaney, will plead guilty in a federal court to nine felony counts, including unauthorized [...]

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Ten Things To Expect From The Voice; Contains Full Frontal Jessie J

by Robin Darke

The day we’ve all dreaded has finally arrived at the hecklerspray bedsit: The day when Jessie J finally strong arms her way into our primetime TV schedule and makes a complete fool of herself in her quest for some sort of acceptance from everyone. And all the while, making Will. I. Am look normal. Which [...]

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