Well, color me shocked. After dating through an entire episode of The Bachelor, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson got engaged. And now, a mere four months later, they’ve broken up. I know, I know, we’re all shook.
Ok, well according to sources they aren’t 100% broken up yet, but the engagement is off and Pete got one of his 40 Ariana Grande tattoos covered, because homeboy makes a lot of good life choices.
Sources close to the couple (probably that bitch Frankie Grande after one too many mojitos) say:
They realized it happened too quickly and too early. The wedding is off, but they’re working things out. They’re not officially done yet.
TBH it’s been a really rough couple of years for Ariana between the Manchester attack and Mac Miller dying last month. The last thing home girl needs is to jump into a marriage with an openly mentally ill person (I can say this because I’m openly mentally ill, and being married to me is a whole fucking thing).
While Ariana has definitely been through a lot, I mostly feel bad for Pete Davidson. This whole thing has just been a series of wins for that kid. First, he admittedly gets a girl who’s waaaaaay out of his league, and then, because of all the press, Lorne Michaels starts giving him way more air time on Saturday Night Live. Seriously, I’ve seen Pete Davidson more in the past three episodes than I have in the past three years. You think that’s because he got funnier? No. It’s because now people want to see the guy who’s always in Us Weekly with Ariana Grande. Dude’s got Nicki Minaj commenting on pics of him for Christ’s sake!
For the sake of Pete Davidson’s career (and extensive body art), I really do hope these two crazy kids can work it out.