Remember just a couple of months ago when Kylie Jenner was getting rid of her fillers and looking more like herself and…well…less like one of those weird sex dolls? Yeah, those were simpler times. However, if you thought that Kylie was going to stay au natural, think again, bitch.
Over the past couple of weeks, Kylie has taken to Instagram to reveal what I shall call Kylie Jenner 7.0. The latest Kylie Jenner model is part Kylie Jenner 4.0 (think late 2016) and part Totally Hair Barbie circa 1994. Weird flex, but ok?
Ok, I realize she is literally dressed up as a Barbie in the above picture, but it’s clearly a look she thought was working for her because she’s really stuck with it. Check it out:
According to Instagram, the girl in all of the above pictures is Kylie Jenner, but I do not recognize that bitch ONE BIT, and, in case you haven’t guessed it, I spend A LOT of time looking at the Kardashians and Jenners. Kylie Jenner went from going back to her original look, to becoming the most INTENSE Kylie upgrade.
In just two months, Kylie went from this:
Home girl went from looking like the non-remastered original version of Snow White to Toy Story fucking 4. That level of animation is INSANE.
Does poor little Stormi even recognize her mother? That poor sweet little baby.
Travis Scott recently said on Ellen that the weirdest thing about watching Kylie give birth was the placenta, which I totally get, because I’ve given birth twice and that shit is 100% the grossest part for me, too. But in this case, I’m super surprised that Travis didn’t say that the weirdest part of watching Kylie give birth was the fact that he was literally seeing a Calabasas made silicone sex doll give birth. How is that even possible?! Kris Jenner works in mysterious ways.