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Amy Winehouse Has Funny, Moving Funeral

by Mof Gimmers

More Amy Winehouse news, and this time, something rather sweet in the face of the story’s obvious misery. This afternoon, Winehouse was cremated as music execs, band mates and friends and family got together to send the singer off at a synagogue in North London. Her funeral was refreshingly small by celebrity standards, attended by [...]

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Amy Winehouse Knew She’d Join The 27 Club (Nothing To Do With S Club 7)

by Mof Gimmers

‘The 27 Club’ is one of the most depressing things in popular culture. That’s because its a construct of regrettably long-living music pundits, trying to put a glamorous slant on the needless, untimely death of a young person. And so, Amy Winehouse has now ‘joined’ Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin in [...]

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Amy Winehouse Died Alone And Too Young! Ha!

by Mof Gimmers

When a young talented person dies, it always makes for the most arresting, gruesome spectacle. Away from the obvious sorrow of someone being taken too young, there’s a myriad of sideshows which compel like car-crashes. What is most fascinating about the death of a young person is the reaction from those that didn’t know her [...]

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Dave Grohl Is Still The Nicest Man In Rock, Even When Angry

by Matthew Laidlow

Once upon a time in the late 1980s a band called Nirvana was formed. Establishing themselves as part of the moody grunge scene in Seattle, they brought like minded depressives together to sing about the fishes not having any feelings, babies smelling like butter and deodorant. But as fame, fortune and Courtney Love became too [...]

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Taylor Momsen Gets Young Women To Strip Onstage And Get Us All Put On A Special List

by Mof Gimmers

Taylor Momsen likes to shock people. She burned her dog’s nuts and flashed her barely legal boobies at everyone and generally likes to pass herself off as the more reckless, firmer Iggy Pop. Alas, her tunes are awful and it reeks of the worst type of attention seeking (as opposed to the fun kind where [...]

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Rihanna Tries To Kill Everyone In Dallas As Stage Sets On Fire

by Mof Gimmers

Is everyone in Dallas a massive racist? They like the confederate flag over there, so they must be! Did they have lynchings as well? We’ve no idea. We don’t really like America. It’s a silly country with large portions and impossible dental work. We’re talking about the foibles of Dallas because we’re trying to work [...]

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Amy Winehouse Cancels The Rest Of Her Tour Because She’s Out Of Her Tree

by Michael Park

A fresh, rejuvenated, rehabilitated Amy Winehouse has made the difficult decision to cancel her entire European tour after the entire internet has spent the week laughing at her inability to perform a song that she wrote all by herself during a recent gig in Belgrade. Confirmation came on Sunday that Ms Winehouse had cancelled performances in Istanbul [...]

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Amy Winehouse: Professional Alcoholic And Recovering Singer

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Amy Winehouse was a singer who everyone either liked, or kinda liked? Then, she hit the sauce with the kind of vigour not seen since Keith Moon’s liver ran out on him. Alas, ever since the gargantuan success of ‘Back To Black’, she’s done sod-all apart from puke and stagger. Of course, this [...]

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Katy Perry Offers Jessie J Career Advice, Which Hopefully Includes Hint To Stop Singing Altogether

by Mof Gimmers

Jessie J went from being ‘quite promising’ to ‘gigantic irritant’ almost overnight. There’s something incredibly cold and desperate about her (and not in a fun way). She’s started to enjoy the smell of her own farts while everyone else is dry heaving in the vicinity. Of course, it ain’t easy being a new pop star. [...]

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Lady GaGa Gets Drunk With Kate Moss Before Upsetting The People Of Carlisle

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a huge Anglophile. Now, that doesn’t mean she sexually preys on isosceles triangles, but rather, she’s a big fan of England and Britain. That can only be attributed to the fact she hasn’t been a regular visitor to this godforsaken raincloud. Either way, this weekend, she’s been in Blighty and in turn, [...]

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