Jessie J went from being ‘quite promising’ to ‘gigantic irritant’ almost overnight. There’s something incredibly cold and desperate about her (and not in a fun way). She’s started to enjoy the smell of her own farts while everyone else is dry heaving in the vicinity.
Of course, it ain’t easy being a new pop star. Everyone is prodding and poking you, comparing you to other artists and, in the case of Jessie J, noticing how you can’t reign it in a bit, reducing every single song to a nauseating lesson in vocal gymnastics and neediness.
And so, with that, the singer was keen to namedrop someone genuinely famous so she seems like the real deal to everyone who has tired of her already. And that name is the bafflingly likeable Katy Perry who was, get this, available to give the Brit no-mark some counselling.
The NatashaBedingfieldBot2.0 met Perry while in Australia last week, and instead of playing it cool, she dashed over to the massively famous singer to ask how to deal with her sudden rise to fame. Once Katie Perry had been assured that Jessie J wasn’t some nutter in a hair-based luftwaffe helmet, she was ready to talk.
Jessie says:
“It’s nice to meet someone that has been through what I’m going through. In the bad times, you need someone to give you a hug. She told me to make sure I keep people I love around me. I didn’t mean to get that serious, I was only meeting her for a minute and I was like, ‘Can I have a counselling session please?’
Idiot.
“She’s super cool, very funny and almost looks unreal. She’s perfect.”
Thankfully, Jessie is finding certain aspects of fame quite difficult to manage, invariably thanks to the pressure heaped on her by the wholly undeserved Critics’ Choice at the 2011 BRIT Awards.
We’re banking on a break-down in the latter stages of 2011. Or else.
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latexgirl says
Katy Perry is super cool and one of my most favorite singers in the industry. I have all the songs sung by her in my music collection. I love to listen her songs.