A fresh, rejuvenated, rehabilitated Amy Winehouse has made the difficult decision to cancel her entire European tour after the entire internet has spent the week laughing at her inability to perform a song that she wrote all by herself during a recent gig in?Belgrade.
Confirmation came on Sunday that Ms?Winehouse had cancelled performances in Istanbul and Athens. The singer had been due to perform right across Southern Europe as part of her triumphant, if understated, comeback tour.
The decision to can the remaining shows came after the thinking person’s Peter Doherty was booed at the Belgrade concert for slurring her words and appearing incoherent and… well… a little bit pissed throughout the performance.
We could make jokes about the fact that her staunch refusal to go to rehab from the song ‘Rehab’ now seems to have come back round to punch he career in the face but we’re not ‘those people’.
Amy has now officially cancelled all 12 dates of her upcoming tour, which would have seen her performing in Austria, Italy, Poland, Spain, Switzerland, Romania and Hungary throughout the summer. A spokesman for the singer and her management stated:
“Amy Winehouse is withdrawing from all scheduled performances, everyone involved wishes to do everything they can to help her return to her best and she will be given as long as it takes for this to happen.”
It is not known whether or not refunds will be offered to those poor, gullible idiots that didn’t see this coming and whether they will be keeping the money of the ghouls who bought tickets with the solitary goal of seeing a woman with severe addiction problems falter horribly in front of an excitable crowd.
After time spent in London’s Priory Clinic at the end of May, the singer was said to be continuing her recovery as an outpatient however, her recent slump in Belgrade suggests that she might have tumbled off the wagon only to be trampled by the horses of the other fifteen wagons that she’s fallen off on her way to that one.
Of course, you ghoulish lot didn’t click on this story to read our words, did you? You clicked it in order to have an excuse to gaze in wide-eyed delight at a woman completely screwing up her career based on the advice of an entourage of sharks. Well, we’re not here to disappoint you so here’s Amy Winehouse “performing” ‘You Know That I’m No Good’ during the Belgrade gig. Ironically, she wasn’t.
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arzkazoo says
AmyShiteHouse, more like..
title should be says
The title should be “Amy Whinehouse cancels tour, hearing people across the world rejoice!”