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Disappointing Cinema Alert! Friends Movie Is On (Or Off)

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re unemployed, a student or a drug addict, leaving the four walls of your house isn’t something that high on your list. Think about it, whilst millions of poor saps go to work to earn money, you get to lie in bed while scratching your arse and reheating last night’s kebab for breakfast. The [...]

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Friends Movie Just a Horrible, Horrible Rumour. For Now.

by Ian Dransfield

It's become quite sad how strapped for ideas Hollywood has become. Not content with raiding everything from our childhoods – Transformers, Thundercats, The Smurfs – and not even leaving it alone after travesties such as Starsky and Hutch or Miami Vice, the top bods have had to look to things that haven't even left the [...]

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Rosie O’Donnell & Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The War Is Over!

by Stuart Heritage

The feud between Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck was one that not even the most hardcore pervert could have imagined turning sexual.

But that’s exactly what has hap… no, we’re only joking. Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck aren’t fighting any more, but only because Rosie though to send Elisabeth’s newborn some gifts.

Still, we had you with the sex thing, right? Right?

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Vince Vaughn Still Yammering On About Jennifer Aniston

by Stuart Heritage

Nobody talks about The Break-Up any more, mainly for fear that it’ll trigger some sort of psychotic post-traumatic stress malarkey and they’ll end up with a nosebleed.

But just because The Break-Up was so dire that it makes us want to vomit poo into an elf’s face, it doesn’t mean that its stars Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston don’t get along. In fact, although they spilt up in 2006, Vince Vaughn has told Parade magazine that he’s still great friends with Jennifer Aniston.

If this means there’s going to be a sequel to The Break-Up any time soon, so help us…

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Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty Hang Out, Humanity Shudders

by Stuart Heritage

We don’t know about you, but we’re going to invest in a battered old trilby and something to poke our eyes with until they’re bleary because we want a shot at Amy Winehouse too.

Amy Winehouse has moved out of her old Camden house and into a new flat to try and rid herself of all the troubling memories she’s gained over the last few months. However, that might just be because she wants room for all kinds of new troubling memories, because Amy Winehouse has been befriended by none other than Pete Doherty. Rest easy, though – Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are just platonic friends at the moment. And we’ll know if it ever turns into a physical, sexual relationship because the sky will turn blood-red and a plague of vomiting locusts will descend on North London. Or something.

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