Since Friends ended, David Schwimmer hasn’t done a single thing that’s worth mentioning in any meaningful way.
But now he’s engaged. Which we wouldn’t usually count as something that would be worth mentioning in any meaningful way, but it’s a very slow news day. So hooray! David Schwimmer’s getting married! To his long-term girlfriend! At some unspecified point in the future!
Details of David Schwimmer’s wedding are being kept firmly under wraps – but it’s thought that his bride-to-be Zoe Buckman is planning to wear a dress of some kind for the service, while we’ve heard rumours that David Schwimmer himself is anticipating to experience at least one brief moment of happiness during the day, although he’s refusing to state when because he wants to keep something to himself.