Since Friends ended, David Schwimmer hasn’t done a single thing that’s worth mentioning in any meaningful way.
But now he’s engaged. Which we wouldn’t usually count as something that would be worth mentioning in any meaningful way, but it’s a very slow news day. So hooray! David Schwimmer’s getting married! To his long-term girlfriend! At some unspecified point in the future!
Details of David Schwimmer’s wedding are being kept firmly under wraps – but it’s thought that his bride-to-be Zoe Buckman is planning to wear a dress of some kind for the service, while we’ve heard rumours that David Schwimmer himself is anticipating to experience at least one brief moment of happiness during the day, although he’s refusing to state when because he wants to keep something to himself.
If we told you a decade ago that David Schwimmer was engaged, it’d be huge news. You’d be all like “What? The star of the biggest show on the planet is getting married? What a lucky girl! This is huge news!” And all the cast of Friends would have attended the wedding – Jennifer Aniston and her husband Brad Pitt would have been there, sexy heartthrob Matt LeBlanc would have been there and even Matthew Perry – prescription drug addiction allowing – would have been there.
Now, though, it’s a different story. David Schwimmer actually is engaged – to long-term girlfriend Zoe Buckman – and you’re all like “What? The director of mediocre, little-watched Simon Pegg vehicle Run Fat Boy Run is getting married? I’m completely apathetic about this! I suppose it’s news!” And hopefully the cast of Friends will still attend the wedding – Jennifer Aniston will be there, getting drunk and trying to feel up the waiters. Fat middle-aged hasbeen Matt LeBlanc will be there and even Matthew Perry – addiction to not being famous any more allowing – will be there.
But just because David Schwimmer might not be as famous as he once was, it doesn’t mean that he isn’t happy about his wedding. He is, after all, easily old enough to be his fiance’s dad, and that has to count for something. UsMagazine reports:
Former Friends star David Schwimmer is set to walk down the aisle with his longtime girlfriend Zoe Buckman, UsMagazine.com has confirmed. The actor/director, 43, and his photographer girlfriend of three years, 24, reportedly met in London while Schwimmer was in town directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.
No date for the Schwimmer/ Buckman wedding has been set but, since we’ve devoted so much space to the engagement, it goes without saying that we’ll be covering the ceremony itself. Unless something more exciting happens on the same day, of course – like if there’s a celebrity death, or someone more famous gets married, or a cat falls down a well, or someone tries to put their shoes on the wrong way round or something. That is our promise.
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