Nobody talks about The Break-Up any more, mainly for fear that it'll trigger some sort of psychotic post-traumatic stress malarkey and they'll end up with a nosebleed.
But just because The Break-Up was so dire that it makes us want to vomit poo into an elf's face, it doesn't mean that its stars Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston don't get along. In fact, although they spilt up in 2006, Vince Vaughn has told Parade magazine that he's still great friends with Jennifer Aniston.
If this means there's going to be a sequel to The Break-Up any time soon, so help us…
Jennifer Aniston strikes us as possibly the worst ex-girlfriend in the history of everything. Look at how she coped when Brad Pitt dumped her for Angelina Jolie – she screamed at the sea, she organised pity-parties, she complained bitterly at every turn and she junked almost everything he owned, all the while giving off the impression of the bitterest woman that ever did live.
However, right after Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston rebounded into Vince Vaughn. They did all the things that lovers typically do – they moved in together, they starred in a film together that was so terrible it made us want to tear our hair out and braid it into a golden rope and hang ourselves with it, they spoke of getting married and then they split up once the DVD promotion came to an end.
History says that at this point Vince Vaughn should have built himself a concrete bunker in the desert to escape Jennifer Aniston's neverending fiery wrath, but he didn't. Oddly, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are still friends with each other. Just to blow your minds even further, Vince Vaughn told Parade magazine:
"I have such a great friendship with Jennifer. I still talk to her constantly. I have a real, genuine connection with Jen. I also have a real appreciation of her. That continues to this day. I always try to keep my relationships quiet and my work at the forefront. I haven't been someone to go and talk about those things, because that's not what I want to be known for. In regular life, people date, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn't. We just get more attention because we're more known."
Now hold on, because here's where things get complicated. This means that Vince Vaughn still likes Jennifer Aniston but dislikes Reese Witherspoon, who played Jennifer Aniston's sister in Friends. It seems like there's some rather severe Friends-cast friendship inconsistencies going on here on Vince's part. We wonder how he feels about Christina Applegate, who played Jennifer Aniston's other sister in Friends.
Probably deep ambivalence. Much like the rest of us.
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AlwaysHungry says
vince is coming off way too desparate for someone to pay attention to him
anon says
They were never a couple, it was all an ambiguous act for tabloids, to promote the movie. They were friends, that is why they still are friends, nothing changed. The whole romance thing was invented that is why HE HAS TO TALK IN AMBIGUITIES OR GENERALITIES ABOUT IT. Fact is Vince doesn’t date women, ever. He is in the closet and studios cant sell gay to middle America. She just wanted the tabloids off her back so they faked it all up after intense pressure. He was producing and they both knew would make extra money with this kind of publicity and she would finally get the box office hit she needed, after the last 3 films didn’t get the success they deserved.
Karen says
Go Vince, You and Jen make a great couple. Don’t know what happened and don;t care, big mistake. Just fix it and get on with it.
lalalala-aniston-blahblahblah says
I like vince and i’m a fan of his work. hardworking and funny to bits. i thought he was treated horribly by jen’s fanbase after the relationship went sour. many of her fans dragged him through the mud claiming that jen was too good for him and that she was the greatest thing that would ever come into his life. i was sad they broke up but i’m glad that’s he’s moved on and continues to make funny movies can’t say the same for jen. i could care less about her and her horrible acting.
AnOldieButAGoodie says
Vince really needs to shut up
jenfraud says
Vince is too good for Aniston. Any man or woman is too good for Aniston. She is a self-centered, insecure, manipulative person who isn’t ready for any mature relationship, let alone motherhood. Let her make her money selling dumb water—as I said a few years ago, she is heading straight to selling hair products on QVC.
euclid says
Wow. This is fascinating and/or hilarious. People are
actually emotionally invested in these puppets.
Do they have shrines in their homes for these things?
Who gives a toss? Why not try a relationship with
someone you actually know, people?
Too scary?
But please do keep writing. They need your votes
to know how to behave.
Lindsay says
Jennifer handles the breakup with class. C’mon … she said a few things about the breakup which … given how much Pitt humiliated her … can you blame her? Jen said her peace and really hasn’t spoken about it. The media is the one talking the most about it and Jolie-Pitt mention Aniston when they need publicity. Has Aniston mentioned them in the last TWO YEARS? Like any other actress who has been divorced or gone through a breakup… its natural for Jen to have said her side in the beginning but she has talked about all her new projects since 2006 onwards. Leave all three of them alone. That will make AJ really upset. Not being paid attention to is her biggest nightmare. Jennifer Aniston is a class act who has created a new life that the media is ignoring since they are playing into Angelina’s hands.
Lindsay says
Jennifer doesn’t talk about Vince, or Brad, or AJ. She has created a new life. Can the media focus on that. Jenn hasn’t commented on her divorce in a long time. She made her comments at the beginning but its the adulterers who bring it up all the time. The media should leave all three alone. That will drive AJ crazy, but she is crazy already. Can you blame Jenn for giving her side of the story when the aplit happened? No. She has moved on. Maybe the media can focus on that. And since when does a bisexual, boderline personality, incestuous, and clearly sociopathic adulteress seem like the better person than the classy and genuine and more private Aniston?
Riley Brumleve says
There has been tons of spiteful remarks concerning Jennifer Aniston doing the rounds on the world wide web in recent times. I believe she appears wonderful, particularly following losing a few kilos.
Robbie Swait says
I don’t understand why somebody would buy a perfume called Jennifer Aniston. It does not sound like a perfume and doesn’t produce the right feeling.