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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 10 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – In case you’ve yet to see it, here’s Fearne Cotton at the BAFTAs dressed like a baddie from The Dark Crystal – Popsugar

8 – Five potential new Lara Crofts that aren’t Megan Fox – Wired

7 – Some ridiculous moral panics for you – Cracked

6 – The Dalai Lama is on Twitter. Oh, look surprised – Readwriteweb

5 – Are you going to kill yourself because you’re poor? You are, aren’t you – TIME

4 – Easily the most beautiful unpublished children’s book we’ve ever seen – Flickr

3 – BACON EXPLOSION! – I Am Bored

2 – Ten delicious sausages – Askmen

1 – Something hilarious about Jason Mraz – Popjustice

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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 7 October 2008

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Creepy old adverts from the past – Weirdynews 9 – Victoria Beckham states the obvious – Holy Moly 8 – Oh David Letterman. Employ us… 7 – Hey Fearne Cotton, put something in your hair. No, not that, something stupider. Stupider. Stupider. OK, that’s great, thanks – Popsugar 6 – You heard the [...]

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Fearne Cotton Loves Holly Willoughby’s Boob-A-Roonies

by Chris Laverty

Let’s talk about boobs, baby. Let’s drag up a story from 25th February and blame Fearne Cotton. Let’s use the words Holly Willoughby, cleavage and nipples in the intro because it will get us more hits.

Back in 2004, Holly Willoughby was working as a children’s TV presenter. During a live broadcast for morning noise-fest Ministry Of Mayhem her breasts wobbled out of her top for all the kids to see and applaud. Fast forward four years and she very nearly repeats the incident on ITV1′s flagship reality show Dancing on Ice – only this time with added middle-aged men wanking into a frenzy.

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Yay! Fearne Cotton Leaves The Country!

by Stuart Heritage

Quickly! What’s the worst thing about living in the UK? Don’t think, just say the first thing that comes into your head.

That’s right, it’s sodding Fearne Cotton being jammed down your throat every day and night on TV, goading you closer to suicide with her big stupid voice and ridiculous clothes. Feare Cotton is easily the worst thing about living in the UK.

But guess what? Fearne Cotton isn’t going to live here any more! She’s got a deal to host a primetime NBC show in America, so she’ll go and live there instead. This is how Tina Turner must have felt when Ike died.

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