10 - Creepy old adverts from the past – Weirdynews

9 - Victoria Beckham states the obvious – Holy Moly

8 – Oh David Letterman. Employ us…

7 - Hey Fearne Cotton, put something in your hair. No, not that, something stupider. Stupider. Stupider. OK, that’s great, thanks – Popsugar

6 - You heard the man, booze for the Russian cosmonaut please – Ananova

5 - They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab, she said “HAIL XENU!” – Gawker

4 - Acorn Flour! Yes! – Boingboing

3 - There’s a South Park DVD coming out soon that’s shaped like a Bible. Here’s a jokeless video to mark the occasion – Dailymotion

2 - Guitar Hero World Tour. Not even Paramore can blunt our excitement – Cinema Blend

1 - Glorious, glorious kung-fu failure – I Am Bored