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Eminem: Lose Yourself, Lost Us

by hecklerspray staff

Remember when yappy-voiced rapper Eminem yelled at us to “lose yourself” in isn’t-life-tough-in-trailer-trash-rappy-land film 8 Mile?

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 6 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – So now we know why onions make you cry – Welovevegetables 9 – Do you have £500 and are insultingly stupid? Then why not buy this – Domesticsluttery 8 – A very good site that you should all read – Thewaterboarder 7 – The ugliest mobile phones of all time! – PCWorld. 10 [...]

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 26 March 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Seven superpowers ruined by science – Cracked

9 – Watch this video. Pause it at the 15 second mark. Try and predict what happens next. You will fail – I Am Bored

8 – Here’s a list of all the reasons why Eminem’s comeback witll fail – Independent

7 – Because it’s been vaguely sunny for about 30 seconds, here’s a recipe for a kickass Strawberry Daiquiri – Domesticsluttery

6 – Looks like Amy Winehouse is officially rubbish now – Welt

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The Greatest Movie Performances By Pop Stars Ever!

by hecklerspray staff

Here’s a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment…

Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face – flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks – becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job.

Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them.

And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…

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Eminem Was Almost In Jumper, Apparently

by Stuart Heritage

You’ve probably seen trailers for Jumper – the new dimension-leaping movie starring Darth Vader and Billy Elliot – and you’ve probably decided not to go and see it because it looks hopeless.

But ask yourself this: would you have gone to see Jumper if the Hayden Christensen role was played by Eminem?

No. No you probably wouldn’t. But that didn’t stop Eminem from having discussions with director Doug Liman about starring as the lead in Jumper in the preproduction stages. Although it’s impossible to tell what Jumper would have been like if it had Eminem in it, we’re guessing that it probably would have been reset in Detroit and been about a plucky wannabe rapper instead of Darth Vader driving buses through a desert.

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Eminem Not Ever Starring In Grand Theft Auto: The Movie

by Stuart Heritage

Eminem’s been awfully quiet lately – so quiet that he hasn’t even guff-headedly tried to get remarried to his ex-ex-ex-wife in the last couple of months.

But maybe that’s because Eminem was quietly hatching a plan to get his name back up in lights again. Maybe Eminem was preparing to take the lead in a brand new movie based on Grand Theft Auto.

No. No he wasn’t. According to GTA producers Rockstar, Eminem was never going to star in a Grand Theft Auto movie, because a Grand Theft Auto movie was never going to be made. Good thing too – we always had Eminem down as more of an Irritating Stick kinda guy anyway.

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Eminem Gets Pneumonia & Goes To Hospital

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been a long time since we heard from Eminem, but in the meantime it looks like he’s been keeping busy by eating cake and walking around in wet clothes.

It’s been reported, you see, that Eminem went to hospital over the Christmas period because of a serious heart condition and complications from pneumonia, with sources adding that he’s ballooned in weight to over 200 lb. Of course, this illness and massive weight-gain means that Eminem can’t be called Slim Shady any more, and so he’s thought to be deciding on a new name, with either Fatt Poorly or Pensioner’z Illnezz being current front-runners.

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