Imagine being Courtney Love for a second. Imagine, if you can, what it must be like to be that mental. Try and picture the look on people’s faces are you haul your bizarre face around the streets of the world. Just think, how brilliant it must be to be so deluded that you carry all this off thinking you’re brilliant!

All this, despite the fact you’ve never made a decent record in your life, got your child taken off you for being an outrageous smack-head, fallen out with your deceased husband’s friends (who you were accused of killing in a film) and now, being ignored by your own daughter.

AND NOW SHE MIGHT BE HOMELESS! That’s right, our Courtney – as we previously reported – was involved in a fire at her New York City apartment. Trouble is now knocking on her charred door.

See, the owner of the luxury NYC townhouse Love rents is under the assumption that SHE set the place on fire and, if it isn’t too much trouble, could she get out of the house, LIKE NOW.

Wonder why the landlord would think that the infamously trouble-free Courtney Love had set her own house on fire?

According to the owner, the “landmark luxury 4-story townhouse in Manhattan’s West Village” was custom designed by a famous architect and interior designer and Love agreed not to mess with anything inside the place without permission.

However, the owner thinks that Love totally ignored that and started repainting the place and wallpapering over the “glazed hand-brushed walls.” That seems out of character for the notoriously sensible rock star.

Oh, let us not forget the fire.

The owner claims the local Fire Department responded to the torched curtains and bed linens, but, it’s thought that – thanks to burn marks throughout the gaff – there’s a chance the entire structure may have caught fire. You may let a tenant off for an accident, but not one you are claiming is $54,000 behind on rent.

Is the owner of the house a chuckling D. Grohl? Anyway, we’ve got a question: Couldn’t Kurt Cobain’s corpse actually BUY her a house of her own?

Courtney Love’s mother-in-law doesn’t have a front door. She has black mold. Her sister-in-law is homeless. Meanwhile, Dave Grohl bought an Aston Martin last week. It’s an awful state of affairs isn’t it?

Of course, some of you may be wondering where this has come from. Well, these ‘facts’ have come from the oddly shaped mouth of Courtney herself who wants to point out what a dreadful rotter Dave Grohl is and how hard done to Courtney’s family are.

One question: Why doesn’t Courtney Love who, by her own admission earns ‘tons of money’, buy her mother-in-law a front door and put her sister up in one of her large houses? Either way, there’s some videos over the jump which show Courtney and her Hole fans enjoying some nice homophobia.

While playing a show in Brazil, one of the dimwitted throng (what other kind of throng could possibly pay money to go and watch Hole? Seriously. They’re the Nickelback of Grunge) decided to hoist up their Kurt Cobain t-shirt.

This saw Courtney having a tantrum (massive surprise), spouting off about how she was the one who married him, the one who carried his kid and, oddly, Cobain’s ghost. Of course, you could sympathise with her feeling so protective of her family if she wasn’t ever a junkie who lost custody of her child in the ’90s and in more recent years, publicly disowned her child for having thoughts of her own.

But she cares, maaaan.

Anyway, here’s rant number one, where she storms off stage, with not a care in the world for all those people who spent their hard-earned money on tickets for a Hole show.

While Courtney may not give two hoots about Hole fans finances, she certainly cares about Dave Grohl’s bank account. In a post-gig interview, she spits about how he’s got a Nirvana Inc. credit card (can we please have one? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?) and how her family is destitute.

DESTITUTE.

Would it be trite to point out that Courtney Love who has acres of money could help these people out? Or, maybe, just maybe, she’s making them suffer because she’s selfishly making a point about Dave Grohl? Her beef with her corpse-husband’s former bandmate is far more important to her than buying a front door for her mother-in-law in winter, right?

Still, all that can go whistle because, to get Courtney back onstage, some shirtless bozo from her ranks waddled before the crowd and asked them to repeat the phrase…

“The Foo Fighters are gay.”

We can assume that this wasn’t meant to be a compliment, so it seems that Courtney Love is happy for her crew to say things like that and, more to the point, has such contempt for the homosexuals of the world that, using them as a slur is the only thing that will sufficiently attack Dave Grohl for her to feel loved enough to restart a gig.

Isn’t that nice? Isn’t Courtney Love a really, really pleasant woman?

If you’re a Nirvana fan, chances are you’re so young it’s actually sickening. You were barely alive when he redecorated his garage with his brains and therefore, you’ve martyred him to the point he can do no wrong.

You’ve probably got into Riot Grrrl too, despite the fact it was a scene that lasted all of about 30 seconds and was filled with some gaspingly average rock bands. WITH A MANDATE THOUGH.

And so, because you’ll never get close to a scene that has long died, you’ve invariably harboured some stupid fantasy about getting with Frances Bean Cobain. Courtney Love looks like too much work and it isn’t exactly cool hipster points to like Dave Grohl because he’s enjoying being a stadium rock star. Sadly for you jerks, you’ll never get to have sex with Frances Bean, thanks to some rumours that are floating around.

Basically, aside from the fact she’s an incredibly wealthy rock-offspring, thereby something of a deluded idiot who is about as down-to-earth as a cult leader, Frances won’t be having sex with you ever, because she’s apparently got engaged to her rocker boyfriend, Isaiah Silva.

Who? He’s in The Rambles. Nope. Us neither. We suspect they’re utterly, utterly awful jangly indie-gash.

No matter though. Frances Bean is in LURVE and she’s totally getting married, so that’s you out of the equation. This, of course, is according to some unnamed source in some terrible gossip rag.

That said, Frances and her boyfriend changed their relationship status on Facebook to engaged a few weeks ago. That’s if you believe that the accounts in question are actually theirs as they go under fake names – she goes by Frances Rachel Leigh Cook, him, Isaiah David Berkowitz-Cusack.

You’re all off to stalk them now, aren’t you?

Frances commented on her page:

“Getting to spend the rest of my life loving my best friend makes me the luckiest woman in the world.”

Not THAT lucky. Your dad is totally dead and your mum is completely batshit mental and posts naked pictures of herself on twitter.

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Courtney Love is loving the fact that it’s 20 years since Nevermind got released. Why? It reminds her of the time when she could score bad drugs without worrying about cash and, of course, she gets to play victim over her husband’s unseemly suicide all over again.

And to celebrate the pain, Courtney has given a big ol’ interview with Vanity Fair, which is just great.

Of course, she talks about her relationship with Kurt Cobain (what about the other guys? Dave Grohl ain’t exactly a fan is he?) and all that junk… but more importantly, she talks about the fact that her relationship with her very much alive daughter – Frances Bean – isn’t exactly great. Wonder why?

Frances Bean has gone from being the baby with Diet Grrrl written on her belly to sometime model, where everyone is contractually obliged to notice any similarities between her and her famous father.

Along the way, she became estranged from her mum and we can’t think why.

Let us think. Her mum is a mental, attention-seeking, bug-eyed, botched plastic surgery drug goon who has slowly allowed her mind to slide into the sea amid a string of bad one-night stands with people like Evan Dando and Michael Stipe (if the rumours are to be believed, natch)… not to mention the whole posting of naked pictures of yourself online and ranting against everyone like they owe you something.

BUT WAIT!

Courtney has a theory about her damaged relationship with her daughter!

Love blames herself for this strained bond because she never read to Frances as a child or took her to a Broadway show.

Yeah. It’s probably that.

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Ah, Courtney Love. What would we do without you. When things get a little too much for us to bear, we just take one look at your increasingly peculiar face and think to ourselves: ‘At least things aren’t as bad as that.’

The Former Mrs Cobain has, for some reason, taken it upon herself to become the Grunge Joan Rivers, despite the fact that precisely no-one actually asked for it.

And now, humble Courtney is getting out her crayons and starting work on her autobiography which will be a gentle, thoughtful read, sensitively looking back on her life with a suicidal husband who took loads of bad drugs, as well as her fondness for jacking up on bad shit while having sex with a variety of rock singers.

The Hole frontwoman has just signed a book deal and of course, there’s a good chance that her biog will be a hilarious read for anyone brave enough to actually pick the damn thing up.

Lynn Grady, the poor woman tasked with editing the book, says:

“Courtney is one of the most fascinating and provocative artists of our time, one of those rare performers who continues to reinvent herself time and again throughout the arc of her career”.

Reinvent? Let us think.

She went from car-crash singer to car-crash widow… then she was a car-crash actress who then became a car-crash car-crash. Oh, and she repeatedly accidentally posted naked photos of herself on twitter.

On that score, anyone who has actually read any of Courtney Love’s various twitter feeds will know the gargantuan task that lies ahead for anyone editing this tome.

Let us hope she’s mental enough to talk about the strained relationship between herself and estranged daughter, Frances.

The madness is unleashed in 2012.

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So, this week marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Nirvana’s Nevermind LP. As such, it’s pretty much being regarded as grunge’s 20th birthday too, although, most of you will regard the start of the scene to be a much earlier date.

We even wrote about it, not that you cared. See? We can still bitch and whine like a first-rate grunge kid. YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND US!

Anyway, to celebrate this occasion, there’ll be a special airing of the full Paramount Theatre show in Seattle filmed back in 1991. You can watch it streamed live today!

The Paramount concert, transferred from 16mm film, is the only known Nirvana concert shot to film and will also be aired for a special showing this Halloween on Monday, October 31st.

Of course, a DVD/Blu-Ray of the show is available to buy which is all Hi Def and that nonsense. As we didn’t get offered a free promotional copy, we’re loathed to talk about it in too much detail.

Anyway. You want to watch a Nirvana show on your computer?

Well, it’ll be available to watch in its entirety on Vevo, 27th September from 5pm in the UK for a 24 hour period only.

Sort it. Click here.

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Courtney Love isn’t someone you’d trust to look after themselves would you? If you were a pal of hers (surely she has some friends), you’d worry if she planned to cross the street by herself. She certainly can’t be trusted to not tweet harrowing naked self-shots to the world.

Alas, her entire value on the celebrity circuit seems to be that of irritating estate of Kurt Cobain’s cadaver and general gossip about who she’s had sex with, and general tragic trainwreck.

All this combined, it isn’t surprising that she’s injured herself while setting her New York home on fire, which can’t be the first time its happened because her face suggests that she’s been stood near too many naked flames, leaving her rubbery faced warped like a figure of Adam of Eternia under a magnifying glass.

Firefighters were called to the former Hole after they received notification that her West Village home was ablaze. Apparently, three of the firemen broke down in tears when they found Love, with one of them suggesting they’d have to identify her by dental records.

The fire crew fainted in astonishment when the corpse kicked into yet another anecdote about Nirvana and Cobain being legendary in the sack. It was then they all realised that Love had actually chosen to look a withered turnip.

So what caused the fire? It appears that the fire was started by stupidity. It would seem that Courtney left a candle next to some billowing curtains in Love’s bedroom. We shudder to think what she had planned which would require the singer to light some candles in the boudoir.

Either way, any lusty yearnings were soon scotched as the curtains went up in flames, seeing Love trying to put them out herself, injuring her horribly distorted body in the process.

What have we learned? Well, hecklerspray‘s safety message is as follows: Don’t leave naked flames unattended near flammable objects and absolutely don’t, under any circumstances, go to Courtney Love’s house. Ever. Ever ever ever.

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You gotta hand it to Courtney Love – she’s a real class act. Lately, she’s been a trainwreck superstar of twitter, slagging off her daughter, writing impenetrable garbled messages and leaking upsetting naked photos of herself while displaying the most unusual lips seen in Hollywood.

We’re talking about face-lips you disgusting perverts.

And now, after making an enemy of the surviving members of Nirvana, she’s now pointing at Kurt Cobain’s cadaver and slurring about what a large dong he possessed when he was a member of the living. That’s nice isn’t it? That’s exactly the kind of thing he would’ve wanted.

According to Courtney, Kurt was “fucking well hung”, which is either information we didn’t need or, entirely untrue.

Speaking in the new issue of GQ (who actually reads that?) Love responded to a question about whether actor Brad Pitt was a suitable chap to portray her dead-husband in a biopic:

“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.”

Wait a minute! Strong? This is the man not strong enough to keep living for his daughter, splattering the inside of his head all over his garage? A man who was ‘strong’ enough to be strung-out on smack for the last years of his life?

In other news, Love also talked about the rumour that Cobain was set to appear in Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction:

“You ever wonder why he thanked Quentin on the back of ‘In Utero’? Quentin asked him to play Eric Stoltz’s part in Pulp Fiction.”

Imagine that! Kurt Cobain playing a drug dealer in a film! Of course, Kurt would’ve been a terrible drug dealer as he would have hoovered them all up for himself while listening to The Vaselines over and over again, much to the chagrin of his neighbours, who would’ve blown his brains out for him.

Oh well. At least he left us some good records, even if he did accidentally make a star of one of the most hideous women in the celebsphere.

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There are some songs that just shouldn’t be covered. A lot of people would agree that Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit was one of those.

But not Miley Cyrus.

Miley decided that she was the perfect person to belt out a borderline sacrilegious version of the Nirvana classic, on her latest tour.

Wearing a skin tight cat suit and stripper heels, Cyrus began to writhe and grind her way through the high tempo grunge track in front of a stunned audience comprising mainly of children who don’t have a clue who Nirvana were and parents who probably loved Nirvana and are now collectively picturing Kurt Cobain’s headless corpse spinning in its grave.

Maybe Miley is just trying to bring a long forgotten cultural identity back into the modern zeitgeist; after all, her father was very successful in doing the same thing to the mullet at the height of his career.

And let’s not forget that Miley herself has no doubt got a whiff of Teen Spirit about her too, what with all the pictures of her smoking suspicious looking substances from bongs and wearing less clothes than it’s probably legal for anyone to see in a photograph… even if it is on her MySpace profile.

Undoubtedly Courtney Love is probably calling in the lawyers as we speak, trying to figure out just how much of Miley’s fortune she’s now entitled to before she has her killed.

But until then, for those of you that can stand it, here is the video of Miley Cyrus breaking a generation of Achey, Breaky Hearts by covering Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Let’s just hope she can keep her head about her for the next few years.

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Thanks a lot world. Thank you very much for mentioning the words ‘Twitter’ and ‘Courtney Love’ in the same breath. Every single time these are uttered at the same time, the collective mind is taken straight to memories of Love’s unhinged ramblings and self-shot photos of her horribly undernourished breasts.

Still, nothing is as bad as the music she’s made us suffer in the past, eh?

With Love, trouble is never far away. And of course, with access to a Twitter account, she’s always going to spout off about someone or something. Most likely her daughter. However, legal action is afoot after Courtney opened up her strange mind and stuck a gnarled boot it.

Now, we were actually hoping that Courtney Love would be mental enough to sue Twitter for defamation of character for the things she’s Tweeted about herself because, lets be honest here, she’s barking enough to pull a preposterous stunt like that.

However, someone else is suing her because she’s so pissing loud.

Someone called Dawn Simorangkir – who we’ve never heard of, but is a) A fashion designer of some kind and b) Owner of an impossible surname – is suing Courtney over a tirade she posted in March 2009.

The ever delicate and tactful celebrity widow called the fashion designer ‘a prostitute and a thief’, which is nice. In fact, we could take some tips from that kind of shitslingery.

Of course, Simorangkir could have easily responded with an equally vicious volley of abuse, most of which would have been bang-on-the-money, but alas, didn’t fall for the bait and decided to quietly step to one side and state ‘say hello to my lawyers’.

The trial date was supposed to be on January 18, but has been pushed back to February 6 for scheduling purposes. And, more importantly, it gives Love the chance to spout off some more about the whole thing in which the singer will try and get both of her massive feet into her gigantic gob.

And if you’re interested in this sort of thing, Courtney Love could end up being the first-ever witness in a high-profile defamation trial over comments on Twitter.

We look forward to more legal action taken against slebs for their bizarre outpourings.

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Robert Pattinson, we’ll have you know, is not besties with Courtney Love.

This is news to us, and is something that was only confirmed in a weekend interview that Robert gave to The Daily Mirror.

Wait. What’s that? The two haven’t liked each other since Courtney said that glittery Robert wasn’t worthy to have licked Kurt Cobain’s boots, let alone play the late musician in a biopic? Oh, yeah. We’d forgotten.

The movie is currently in pre-production and there were hilariously passive-aggressive interviews with the Hole singer back in mid-April about its casting. Rather than do some kind of semi-professional bait-and-switch, when asked whether an actor she clearly doesn’t like would play the lead in the movie, she went on record as saying “Isn’t that so stupid, who would cast him? That’s just wrong, no offense”. Yeah, Robert. Oh, and you’re a horrid person who probably smells of poo. No offence.

The Daily Mirror interviewer has a better memory than anyone who works here – if we had been interviewing Robert, we would have just asked whether the body glitter ever got stuck in unpleasant places and was it terribly hard to wash off. They, instead, asked about Courtney’s comments. He, like she, decided not to be particularly professional. He could have easily laughed her comments off, as it’s not like he’s below the singer’s crack-induced comments. However, he decided to stoop to her level.

Robert calls Courtney out, when asked directly about the movie.

Mirror: Is it true you’re going to play Kurt Cobain in the Nirvana movie? Pattinson: Sometimes these things just appear. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ’What the fuck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ’I fucking said no, you dick!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous.

See what he did there? All that swearing and name calling. Terribly grown up and sophisticated. Those comments won’t come back to haunt him at all.

Wait, we just realised – Courtney was lucky to escape with her life after insulting one of the Twilight clan. Robert’s fans probably couldn’t stop continuously urinating long enough to cause the 46-year-old actual bodily harm. The second his dedicated army of 12-year-olds works out that they can stop weeing at will, whenever they want, Courtney should probably start sleeping with one eye open.

This was a guest blog by the extraordinary Amy Grindhouse

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Look at Courtney Love. Seriously, look at her – look at her bedraggled hair and giant fishy mouth.

That woman is SEXY. Don’t deny it. Whatever your gender or sexual persuasion, you can’t deny that you’d like to have sex with Courtney Love. It’s her deeply-ingrained sexuality that does it. Or her basic lack of communication skills. Or the way that her eyes don’t seem to point in the same direction sometimes. Or the way that having sex with Courtney Love is the closest that most people will ever come to having sex with a 75-year-old homeless man.

That’s why we can forgive Kate Moss, who Courtney Love named as one of her sexual partners, before denying it. And it’s also why we can’t understand Courtney Love’s boyfriend Andre Balazs, who’s just dumped Courtney Love over the claims. Because, really? He chose that reason, out of everything? Weirdo.

Spare a thought for Andre Balazs today. As a boyfriend of Courtney Love he was always going to face unflattering comparisons to Kurt Cobain. And, because all things are finite, he knew that when he inevitably split up with Courtney Love he’d probably be the subject of about 800 angry and spectacularly incomprehensible tweets. But he can’t have known that he’d end up splitting up with Courtney Love because she might have had sex with Kate Moss two decades ago.

Last week, for whatever reason – possibly because she was tired of living a lie, or possibly because people hadn’t openly expressed concern about her mental health for eight or nine minutes – Courtney Love decided to tell the world about the time that she and Kate Moss had a lesbian fling in Milan in the 1990s. She’s since denied it on Twitter, but now because of that – possibly out of shame or possibly because he knows that he’ll never look as good in a minidress as Kate Moss – Andre Balazs has ditched Courtney Love. The Sun reports:

A pal said: “Andre was very fond of Courtney, but found some of her behaviour embarrassing. “And after a series of rows last week – including one over why she felt the need to ‘out’ Kate – he told her it was over.”

That’s sad. But Courtney Love has bounced back from worse, so she’ll easily be able to bounce back from this. And if Andre Balazs doesn’t want her, we’re sure she can find solace by recreating her time with Kate Moss. By which we obviously mean that she should find a Twiglet with a minge and dry-hump the crap out of it.

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On an average day you’ll see all kind of people who’ll make you feel uneasy.

It could be a local tramp fishing through bins to get a morsel of chewed-up takeaway food. Or, in many cases, the site of an aging woman who thinks she’s young shouting random words and vainly hoping that they form sentences.

Every city has one of these ladies, but the world’s best-known screeching hag is none other than Courtney Love. You know, that woman who was once married to super happy grunge star Kurt Cobain? No? Well if you don’t know how you discovered her, we can’t help. Courtney Love is kind of like a bad smell. She lingers when no-one wants her around. Despite this, Oxford University recently decided to invite her for a guest lecture. And it wasn’t exactly a lecture in rebuilding the DNA of a lobster with chopsticks and vinegar.

People say that society is gradually getting less and less sophisticated. We are starting to believe that theory as, last year, everyone’s favourite cocaine-snorting denial star Kerry Katona gave a lecture at Oxford University. What’s happening? Is this a punishment to the students who are wasting their parent’s money and failing their degree? Or is it a simple motivational speech to shock the special kids into doing better? No-one wants to eat from Iceland, after all.

So roll up Courtney Love to shriek about the industry she has the most knowledge of. Amazingly, it wasn’t a talk on how to get stupid tattoos drawn on your tits. Instead it was on music. Fancy that – we can’t name any songs of hers. NME.com reports that she was most angry about the Crazy Frog ringtone song that annoyed everyone a few years ago:

“Your country did a terrible thing in sending the singing frog into the charts. That was a terrible thing that you did to us because then ringtones started to compete with songs.”

Of course, the lecture was a prime opportunity for Courtney to sell a few more records. Or at least it would have been, if only Courtney wasn’t so determined to slag them all off. NME.com reports again that she told the lecture hall that her 2004 album American Sweetheart was:

“A really crap record and drug issues were to blame. I thought I could be both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards at the same time, but one of you has to be sober and I’m not two people. Much of my hi jinx have been drug-related. When you’re under 30, whatever, but once you’re past 40 it’s just ugly.”

After the lecture of Courtney Love, we fully expect Oxford University to pull out all the stops and book Dale Winton for its next speech. There students will learn the key acts and techniques of supermarket sweep and so forth.

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At the time, Two Girls One Cup seemed like the pinnacle of everything that’s sickening and wrong.

Come on, what could be worse? Even the potential thought of seeing your grandparents going at it with every last ounce of breath would be a more satisfying thought then two girls indulging in coprophagia. Hell, we’d even film your next Lemonparty at a push.

So, we finally removed the images of Two Girls One Cup from our brains. It meant we could fill it with happier thoughts such as summer days, unspoilt landscapes – or at a push if we got depressed – distorted vision through boozing. What we don’t need are more grotesque images of woman in supposedly provocative positions. Step forward Courtney Love to imprint fresh visual pain into your mind with her DIY porn. We can see why Kurt Cobain shot herself.

Now we’re not cruel people. You see, we could have just pasted up the pictures and let you witness the unimaginable horror without any prior warning. But you know, we want to give you some sort of safety guideline and reduce the likely surge of bookings to the opticians for burnt retinas. So think very wisely and see if you fall in to the following categories.

1) Are you a teenage boy whose only access to naked female ladies comes via Page 3? If so, you have a lot to learn about the female body. Let us ruin the illusion for you now. A) Not all women look like that. B) The models used aren’t intelligent enough to write their own opinions on current news and events. You may as well get in with the girl in your RE class with the droopy lip. Don’t look if you don’t want to be disappointed.

2) If you’re male and fancy having a fling, this is the perfect opportunity to remind yourself that your partner will always have the upper hand on Courtney Love. Is it really worth giving up everything to go with someone much creepier looking? Yes, you may spend ages shoe shopping with the missus and cleaning up her pet puppy’s piss, but things could be worse.

Usually, famous people get all moody when pictures of themselves appearing topless/naked appear online. Generally, an old flame will be jealous for one reason and look to shame you by showing the people of internet world your slightly wonky left boob. But in a strange twist, Courtney Love decided to release the photos herself. Why? Because she had new tattoos done. Now Magazine report:

“The rocker, 45, stripped to show her new tattoos to fans. In one image, she covers her boobs with her hands as she reveals the designs.”

All we can say is that if painfully thin women who look like they’ve just gotten out of bed and use flour as makeup float your boat, then this will send you into fits of orgasms. You’ve had your warnings, so don’t come crying back to us if you realise you weren’t up to the challenge of stomaching the scariest image of the year so far.

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Chris Brown might have stolen most of the ‘being a gigantic twonk on a social network’ limelight lately.

But he’s no pro. He’s no Courtney Love. All Chris Brown did was throw a sweary little tantrum about his silly record and then delete his Twitter account out of shame. Courtney Love, though – she knows that, if you’re going to make an unstoppable arse out of yourself on the internet, you may as well commit.

Which is why Courtney Love has been using Facebook to slag off the daughter who she just lost legal control of. Her own daughter. Watch and learn, Chris Brown. Watch and learn.

This has not been a good week for Courtney Love. That said, no weeks are particularly good for Courtney Love, as you’d discover if every time you opened your mouth to speak, a noise like a dying chainsaw came out. However, even in the scale of crappy Courtney Love weeks, this has been a particular low point.

On Monday, Courtney Love lost legal control of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean. That would be galling enough for any mother, but it will have been especially hard for Courtney Love given that a) Frances Bean is a living memory of her marriage to Kurt Cobain and b) we sort of get the impression that Frances Bean was the only thing that stopped Courtney Love from sliding into full-blown boggle-eyed dribbling lunacy.

On the plus side, though, at least this has given Courtney Love a chance to reflect. Maybe, as a result of all this, Courtney can work through whatever problems she has in a concerted effort to better herself as a mother. Or maybe she’ll just jump onto Facebook and wail out a bunch of barely sentient abuse that’s directed at nobody in particular but doesn’t seem to display much in the way of maternal understanding towards her daughter. Which would it be?

Oh, come on, this is Courtney Love – the woman who once jumped onto MySpace and wailed out a bunch of barely sentient abuse directed at the online dating industry, and then jumped onto Twitter and wailed out a bunch of barely sentient abuse directed at the makers of Guitar Hero 5. What do you expect she did? Here’s Courtney’s Facebook rant:

“[Frances] thinks she has all this money, [but] the point is I have all the money she has … I don’t care really, I hate to sound cold, but any kid of mine who pulls this sh– has lost her position,” Love reportedly wrote. “The good news is now that Frances is clearly deluded that she [thinks she] can buy her grandmother a ‘small house in L.A.’ I’d love to see how that works. They’ll incubate her until she’s 18 and then have her sign all the indemnifications.”

The offending post has been deleted now, but the damage has been done. Courtney Love has now burnt her bridges on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter. Where else on the internet will she be able to share her rambling, illogical, badly-punctuated, ill thought-out reactionary abuse?

Courtney, the hecklerspray comment section is your friend. You’ll fit right in here.

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