Courtney Love has once more emerged from whatever rock she’s been living under to provide her typically ridiculous sound-bytes.
During her performance at the Dream Downtown Hotel in NYC on Monday, she for some reason told the crowd her not-particularly-flattering thoughts on Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus, at which point everyone was like “Why is she talking about this?”
“I liked Miley, frankly,” said Love. “I’m gonna be honest, Katy Perry bores the shit out of me. She’s a nice girl, she just really bores me.”
Fair enough, Love! Shooting whipped cream and sparklers out of your tits and making out with ladies probably seems pretty tame when your big claim to fame is your addiction to heroin and possible hired assassination of your husband.
Of course she’d be into Cyrus, who is quickly making a name for herself as music’s next big disaster — she senses a kindred spirit! Maybe they can get matching tattoos and have a sleepover and swap stories about all the times they almost got hepatitis.
Love also said Cyrus is a “hillbilly”, but in a “punk sort of way”, which I guess to Love is a compliment. Maybe her TV got stuck on an A&E reality show marathon and she thinks hillbillies are chic now.
But that’s not the best part! Love apparently wants to collaborate with Jay Z, which I’m sure Beyonce is thrilled about. First she gets to hang out with Kim Kardashian, and now Courtney Love? Dreams, they do come true. Maybe Frances Cobain can babysit!
“Wouldn’t that be great? [Gwyneth Paltrow] asked him if he heard my version of ’99 Problems’ and he said it was brilliant, so…” claimed Love.
No, it would not be great. Leave it to Gwyneth Paltrow to stir shit up. She’s not content depriving her children of fast food and beating her husband so she has to try to sic Courtney Love on Mr. and Mrs. Carter? That’s cold.