Someone put Beyoncé in protective custody until midnight on December 31st, because 2016 is officially the year that everything good has been FUCKING DESTROYED. I know some of you might be thinking I’m super delayed in writing about the Brangelina divorce, but please understand that this really blindsided me and I’m dealing with a lot of emotions right now.
Yesterday, after 11 beautiful years together and 2 years of wedded bliss, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. If Beyoncé files for divorce from Jay Z this week you can all go right ahead and make arrangements for my funeral because I will be fucking DONE.