Girls, I don’t want to alarm you but our cover has been blown. Someone has spilled the beans on how we actually get ready for a night out. ABORT MISSION.
The perpetrators are none other than Smirnoff Ice, whose new video “Straight Primpin” has exposed the closely-guarded secret of exactly why girls always take so long to get ready for a night out. We’re busy making novelty rap videos to put on the internet and rolling around in cheese.