Well, holy shit. So there’s a short, controversial ad making its rounds on the web, and upon it being sent to me, my initial viewing reaction was: “Uh, okay. What’s the problem?” It’s a series of attractive young adults, seemingly naked, donning their best O-faces.? Big deal. Then I got to the end.
It was?well, I won’t spoil it for you?you can check out the video, below. It’s NSFW, by the way.
Is it too much? Not enough? I’m not quite sure. What I do know is, the ad is promoting condom use, and condom use is pretty important, my aroused friends.
Unfortunately, condoms are also an embarrassing thing to buy, and frankly, I’m getting sick of seeing the dude at the drugstore wink at me every time I go pick up a backup box. I assume all Hecklerspray readers are attractive and sexually active young adults, so you know what I mean.
The ad comes from a company called One Pound Johnny Club and they offer an interesting service. They have a monthly subscription where members can have discrete packages of condoms delivered to them. Apparently, the founders came up with the idea after experiencing their own embarrassing trips to the drugstore. And it’s not an expensive service, either.
Pretty damn good deal as it is, but what’s more, five percent of their profits go to charity. So you’re boning for the greater good! Oh, and here’s an interesting fact from Johnny Club: apparently, the condom was invited in the 16th century and was originally made of lamb intestines.
I’m not sure what’s worse: sticking your dong in a questionable orifice, or wrapping it in lamb guts. Either way, these days, you don’t have to decide, and I don’t need to tell you?safe sex is always the way to go.
But back to that sploogerific video that you probably shouldn’t watch if you’re at work. Unless your boss is cool, then by all means?take a risk. Anyway, it’s since been banned from YouTube, and maybe understandably so. This ad makes an Axe commercial look like a damn Disney movie. If you haven’t watched it yet, I’m just going to go ahead and tell you that a bunch of actors get doused in the face with jizz. Lets hope they got paid well for their troubles, or at least got their SAG cards for this.
Article sponsored by One Pound Johnny Club.
stella says
There’s a way to avoid embarrassment when buying this thing: tell the dude at the drugstore you use it as a sheath for your sore finger.
As for the video, I don’t know what all the fuss is about, humans have long since degenerated into a subspecies of colobus monkeys who bang each other as a greeting.
stella says
I stand corrected — it’s the bonobo, not colobus monkeys. A slip of the pen, my apologies to the colobus community.