These beauty are all liars. All of them. Ask them to wish for anything and although their mouths say "world peace," their brains are saying "some sort of lucrative softcore pornography contract."
Both are foolish answers. The correct answer – the answer that dethroned Miss Nevada Katie Rees should have wished for – is "legal immunity should I ever lose my temper and kick a policeman because he catches me driving without a license."
If you hadn't already figured it out, former Miss Nevada Katie Rees is in jail for kicking a policeman after being stopped for driving on a suspended license. It sounds grim, but at least it draws attention away from all those photos of Katie Rees biting another woman on the tit.
As far as dangerous jobs go, beauty queens are right up there with deep sea trawler men. You might that all a beauty queen has to do is Vaseline her teeth and drone on and one about how much she loves animals without ever showing enough independent thought to spook the judges into thinking she's a lesbian, but you're wrong.
Beauty queening is fraught with danger – you could fall over and kickstart an international dispute or you could find yourself covered in hives after a sabotage attack on your make-up. But worst of all, you could be a bit of a slapper. Look what happened to Tara Conner when it was revealed that she took drugs and shagged blokes and got drunk a lot. And look what's happening to former Miss Nevada Katie Rees.
In 2006 Katie Rees was Miss Nevada and was set to take part in the 2007 Miss USA contest. However, thanks to a series of spring break photos showing Katie Rees with her gob plastered around another girl's nipple, she was dethroned. If that hadn't have happened, Katie Rees might have been Miss USA by now, and would be touring the world's poorest areas giving hope to those most in need by showing off her lovely shiny hair and perky knockers.
But it did happen, so instead Katie Rees is in jail for kicking a policeman and trying to elbow his eyes out. E! Online reports:
The former Miss Nevada USA… was arrested early Wednesday morning after allegedly roughing up a cop who pulled her over for a traffic violation. Las Vegas Metropolitan police said Rees was initially pulled over at around 3 a.m. for speeding, after which officers learned she was driving with an invalid license and expired vehicle tags. When Rees was told she couldn’t just drive away, she threw an elbow and began kicking the officers at the scene, who then busted her for the vehicular infractions and resisting arrest. The 23-year-old was… booked on six misdemeanor counts of resisting a police officer, driving with suspended license plates, driving on a suspended license and speeding.
As we speak, Katie Rees is still being held in custody, and that looks like the way it'll stay at least until tomorrow's scheduled court hearing on the matter. As much of a sorry slide as this is for Katie Rees, we can't help but notice that her run-in with the law is just the latest incident in a long line of vaguely famous, marginally attractive, slutty-seeming women attacking policemen.
Remember when newsreader Alycia Lane – who liked to send married men bikini pictures of herself – punched a police officer in December? Or when American Idol star Jessica Sierra – who starred in a sex tape – screamed racist and homophobic abuse at some police officers last month?
It's almost enough to become a police officer just for the women-meeting opportunities. True, they're specifically the sort of women who'll vomit in your car, offer you oral sex in return for a quick release, call you a faggot when you decline, and then try to kick you in the face, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
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What is she going to do when she gets old and her looks leave her. What a witch.