SHOCK! Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Go To Some Places Together

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart, New Moon, TwilightNow that New Moon is an unqualified success, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart carry on doing what they love best.

And that’s schlepping around together looking genuinely miserable. This time, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been seen together in New York, eating food and being outside and stuff. Oh, and possibly getting their bodyguards to stand in the way while they have a quick kiss.

So are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart finally an item? Maybe the answer is yes. Maybe the answer is no. Maybe we’ll never find out for sure. And maybe one day we’ll get bored and stop asking. PS: that last one is patently never going to happen.

Thanks to New Moon, the world has two new A-list megastars – and we’re certain that they make a wonderful couple. We’re talking, of course, about Taylor Lautner‘s nipples. True, one day Taylor Lautner’s nipples might fall out of favour with one another and go through a painful drawn-out split, but for now they’re megastars. Megastars, you hear?

Also, there’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who are also quite famous and probably a couple, although they lose marks for not being quite as attractive as a 16-year-old boy’s hairy nipples.

The Robert Pattinson/ Kristen Stewart romance is troubling not only because it doesn’t have a proper name yet (Krobert? Stattinson? Pisten?), but because both parties are maintaining a steely silence about it. To this day, Robert Pattinson says he can’t get a date and Kristen Stewart maintains that she’s a lesbian. But they’re always together – so what gives?

Well, luckily enough, some people had nothing better to do than stalk around New York three paces behind Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart last weekend, jotting down every single individual sign of intimacy between them into a grubby little notebook. And, luckily enough, we’ve got nothing better to do than pass that information on in the misguided belief that any of it’s worthwhile. People reports:

The duo started their night at the ultra exclusive Soho House, where they “had a good time”. Later, they skipped over to Avenue, where they were spotted making out while their bodyguards tried to block prying eyes. On Saturday night the two were spotted getting close at Dive Bar, on the Upper West Side. A source spotted the duo around 3 a.m. with their bodyguard in tow.

So that, it would seem, is that. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen making out, so they must be a couple. Unless the information was false and they weren’t making out and they’re not a couple. But let’s assume that they are, in which case we’d like to congratulate Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on their new-found love. And also, we’d like to warn them that if they ever have kids, they’re going to have some really shit hair.

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  1. dimples says

    The twilight movies and books are awesome.Just saw New Moon yesterday.I give Kristen and Rob acting about a C+. Whose acting I was really impressed with is Michael Sheens. She did a wonderful job as Aros. I was also impressed with Jackson Rathbones acting in the birthday part scene. I give Michael an A for his acting and Jackson a B+. Kristen and ROb have turned me off of them for all their lieing they have done to the media and their fans. I have no respect for them!They deserve each other. Michael Aragano is better off without Kristen!!!!!!!!!!Nikki has made a gigantic step up the ladder when she started dating Paris! Sorry Rob!

  2. Sarah says

    What do you mean lying to their fans? They are trying to keep their love life private (as possible, anyway). Good for them.

  3. maria aparecida do nascimento says

    Seria muito legal se else compatilhase essa alegria conosco que queremos tanto bem a eles….n

  4. LIZA says

    If they r in a relation,why da hack they aren’t saying?I mean people’ll luv 2 see dem 2gether.Why all dis bull shit dat Robert said he cant get any dates n wateva…

  5. Anonymous says

    I love how they say “had a good time”.
    That’s what I do in english essays when i haven’t bothered to find quotes. I just put quotation marks every fifth line.