Admit it; when Pete Wentz got married, you thought it was a ploy so Ashlee Simpson could get her claws on the Fall Out Boy millions.
But it wasn’t. The only thing that brought Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson together was love, along with a deep-seated suspicion that at least one of them was pregnant. And to prove it, Pete Wentz has graciously gone public and started spouting off about the sweet pre-nup he got before his wedding.
Phew, at least this means that when Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson invariably get divorced at some point in the next 18 months, the only assets they’ll have to divide will be their earnings from whatever godawful reality TV show they’re bound to want to make soon.
Sweet baby Moses but we’d like to sew up the mouths of the entire Simpson family and anyone affiliated with the Simpson family and lock them all in a cellar. Every day it’s something new with them – either a marriage or an oppressive show of personality or a relationship that won’t die no matter how hard we hit it in the head. And it’s not going to stop yet. Oh no, not while we’re still showing signs of free will for them to trample all over.
Today in the Simpson family saga, we switch back to the Ashlee Simpson/ Pete Wentz wedding. Yes, Ashlee and Pete are a happy couple – definitely in the top 50 cutest emo bassist/ pointless Z-grade pop singer couples of the last year or so – but they still haven’t answered the most pressing question surrounding their marriage.
The pregnancy question? Don’t be silly, that’s boring. We mean that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson haven’t discussed whether they signed a prenuptial agreement prior to their wedding. We just can’t wait to find out how those crazy kids have corrupted the sanctity of marriage by making legal provisions for the division of assets in the event of the couple’s divorce along with any rights to spousal support during or after the dissolution of their union.
Oh, we’ve teased you for long enough – here’s what Pete Wentz has said on the matter, according to the New York Daily News:
“We have signed a pre-nup,” Simpson’s new hubby, Pete Wentz, said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. The singer and her Fall Out Boy beau tied the knot Saturday in California. According to Wentz, he and Ashlee are skipping the honeymoon and shacking up in their basement in Los Angeles. “We got some blow-up palm trees, a little fake ‘n’ bake tanning booth,” he said. “We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza … it’s great.”
Wow, who’d have thought that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson would… oh, you seem to have fallen asleep, apparently out of boredom. OK, we’ll leave you be. But we’ll be back tomorrow with even more hot Simpson/ Wentz news. Unless we decide to throw ourselves under a train instead, which would probably be preferable.
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One of the strangest couples I have ever seen!