As Michael Jackson was born of his mother’s womb while filming a Pepsi commercial with his hair on fire, his main thought was probably about how he’d one day like to inflict that same pain onto his own child.
And now he finally will. As everybody who enjoys watching glittery skeletons dance all about already knows, MJ is having a series of big comeback gigs this summer – and he’s reportedly decided to use the opportunity to launch the career of his 12-year-old son Prince Michael I.
At this time last year Michael Jackson was just a guy who enjoyed dressing like a woman while applying makeup to his face in public Bahraini women’s bathrooms. An awful lot has changed since then, though. For instance he’s not in Bahrain right now. Another thing that’s changed is that people are once again willing to give him money. This is great news for all of his bleeding giraffes. With Jackson’s new found income its possible they can once again afford to scab properly.
This summer as Jackson plays at the London O2 Arena, over one million people will have seen his knees creek dozens of times while he tries unsuccessfully to slide his feet backwards in a smooth manner by the time of the final curtain call. One million is a huge number – and Jackson probably realises that. We said probably. That’s why he’s going to use that opportunity to launch his oldest son into the musical spotlight.
If what the Daily Star says is true, then:
“Pop legend Michael Jackson is set to introduce a surprise special guest at his first London show ? his son Prince Michael I. The lad, 12, will make his stage debut at the O2 Arena after being hidden from the world for years. Jacko, 50, has covered his three children in blankets and masks for most of their lives. But he is set to unveil Prince Michael to the world as he carries on the Jackson showbiz family tradition.”
We can hear the conversation now – backstage Prince Michael I (PMI) will be enjoying a nice video game while his dad comes in winded for a costume change and says:
Jacko: Get out there son. It’s your turn.
PMI: Buuuut Daaaaad! I don’t wanna do the zombie dance!
Jacko: (changing his shirt) Just get out there and do the zombie!
PMI: I don’t wanna!
Jacko: (changing his pants) Fine, then no more alleged wine-filled sleepovers for you at other adult males’ houses.
Then PMI sulks to the stage and does the zombie dance, but the audience can tell his heart’s not in it.
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fucku says
fuck u dickhead go get a life
looser
article sucks! says
Hey common leave Michael Alone you DICKHEAD!
He’s the man you don’t even know hi mstop writing bullshit tabloid junkie
Jane lobber says
This is one very biased article that I completely disagree with. I belive you should try and stop spreading rumours that are not true.
In 1996 michael jackson was interviewed by barbara walts and this is what he said if his kid wanted to go into show biz.
Barbara: Michael, if this little boy says, “Daddy, I want to go on stage.”
Michael: (laughs and slaps his leg)
Barbara: After what you’ve been through?
Michael: I’d say, “Hold on, now. Hold on. If you do go that way, expect this…expect this…expext that.” (counts on his fingers)
Barbara: You’d lay it all out?
Michael: I’d lay it all out. I’d say, “See you’re gonna get all this, (points to one of the cameras) and all this (points to another camera) and all this (points to a third camera) You ready to do that?” “Yeah, I can’t wait.” Then I would say, “Go…and do it better than I did.”
Barbara: But know what you’re in for…
Michael: Know what you’re in for.
magnetite says
Are you one of the Herefordshire Fucku’s by any chance? A noble family with a fine lineage.
All as thick as chilled treacle, mind you…but noble nevertheless.
Ryan P says
Oh please! I really hope you’re pulling an April Fools joke. If not……
Cassandra Pertusio says
Hey! Thanks for giving us this article. I can now print this out with the other 5 articles I have about Michael’s son being included in this tour! My children can finally see the BEST example of manipulation and fabrication!
Guys, go get a life. You saw the other articles about the RUMORS his son would appear and you took them and ran. You milked them for all they are truly worth. I’m sure as heck glad I’m not you’re child!
Trent says
A tabloid reported it, so it MUST be true, right? lol
blog reader says
go suck a BIG DICK.DMAN U 2 HELL FOR TALKIN ABOUT MICHAEL…..
DIE SLOW
Keith Emmerson says
He’d lay it all out alright ;) yeah? yeah!
kes says
you should really get a life! you are so pathetic! dont you have better things to do with your time, besides making ridiculous and rude comments about an AMAZING artist!! SHUT UP! no one wants to hear your opinions!
magnetite says
Please allow me to submit to you the following scenario. It is for entertainment purposes only.
We are the unseen observers in a kitchen that may have nestled happily within the frame of a Doris Day film, only it is here with us in the now. Seated at the table, a young American boy eats his waffles slowly, savouring them. His mother enters the kitchen brandishing six sheets of A4 paper. She looks chillingly calm until she thumps down the sheets, flat-palmed, one by one before him. SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SQUELCH! This last flattens his repast, squirting sticky syrup over both him and the table.
We hear, Grenfell-style, only his side of the exchange that follows…
“Oh, hi mom. What? Yes, I’m looking at them. What are th- Oh. Oh, you printed them out from the internet, did you? Best example of what? You’re talking too quickly. Calm down, mom. No, I wasn’t looking at the cupboard you keep the tablets in that Dr. Leventhal prescribed. No, Mom. I won’t count them when you are watching your stories. I trust you. You have been taking them though, haven’t you? Never mind. Forget I asked. What were you saying? Best example of what? Oh, media manipulation and fabrication. Right. No, the other kids aren’t hiding from you. Whatever makes you think that? Yes, I can see the spin and lies and rubbish they print, mom. It’s just…it’s just… You got maple syrup on this last one from hecklerspray. When you squashed my breakfast. Oh, that’ll make it easier to stick on the fridge with all the others, will it? I suppose it will, mom. They’re nice and all, but…can I go out and play now? No, mom, not with that Josh kid from down the block who likes Prince. He likes…Luther Vandross. Yeah, that’s it. Luther Vandross. You don’t know who he is? Good. No, I didn’t say good, mom. I said ‘hood’. All us kids are saying it now. The thirties are back and bejewelled. That’s old-speak for blinging. Can I go now? No, I promise I won’t count them. Honest.
OUTSIDE
Hey Josh. Yeah, you can say it. I’ll even say it for you. You’re sure as heck glad she’s not your mom. Are you done? Then get your bike and let’s go. Where? Anywhere but here, buddy. Anywhere but here.”
flo says
ur a fucking asshole.
CasinoMorongoCalifornia says
still, I don want to see it… I have better things to do with my money, the little I still have…
aissata says
first, i’m a fan and will always be
second, who are you to judge him? and pretend you know his motivations?
isn’t it his son? isn’t mike a dad? would he want to hurt his children?? seriously, think before you speak. or write.
this shit is pretty serious man, you are making assumptions, trying to destroy a man…why? are you some kind of jealous?
why don’t you just appreciate his music, admire his moves and forget about his private life for a while?
i do not know who you are, and do not want to be disrespectful but that is what you are doing
he has millions of fans and by doing what you did you are insulting us
i’m sorry but are you perfect?
if not you would know we all have ups and downs, including Mike
why do everybody keeps on picking on him like that???
now he is back, and you know it’s killing you
keep on going Mike, do not listen to the trash people say about you do not worry about a thing, us, your fans can take care of the haters
you know you are the best, and they all know. i love you
MJ says
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?????????????????????? MAN YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEED HELP!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU WRITE LIKE THAT ABOUT THE KING OF MUSIC????? GO FET A LIFE HATER!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julian Mentat says
>> he has millions of fans and by doing what you did you are insulting us
Nope, when he talks about Mr. Jackson he is insulting only Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson is the one insulting the fans, by standing them up for 90 minutes.
A written insult for the fans would go something like this;
“You are illiterate, ruled by emotions, ignorant, you punctuate either too much or too little, and your opinion of Mr. Jackson is so high that we can properly categorize it as a religion.”
abc says
shut up…..what a piece of shit is this…..is this what you call journalism or blogging…..god the amount you huys like bashing a celebrity is just beyond me……hope you guys rot in hell…..sick bastards mother fucker asswholes dumbfucks
condobabe says
We (fans) know this is BS.
ailya says
jealous freak!!!!!…michael iz and will always remain the best….:)…
ME.... says
OHH PLEASE ! This is the biggest load of CRAP I have ever read.
He doesn’t even WANT his kids to be in showbiz ! He said it himself, he doesn’t want them to have the life he did. If Prince comes on stage that night it will have been his own decision NOT MICHAEL’S!
Go get a life,, or if that fails at least try to write something that is TRUE.
You just cant take it can you… that he is and always will be the king of pop.
Thats not an award that gets handed out once a year etc etc. Thats JUST Michael. No one can take that away from him.
Just cause he’s back now,, your jelous.
God even people who dont like Mj can at least RESPECT him,, but you,, your just beyone belief….
(p.s…..I DO like Michael…..unlike some…Idiots.)
Power Karrot says
wow. an intellectual. you are so above us fans, having defined our characters in such a precise and profound way.
you know, you should read homo faber, that guy sounded a lot like you.
i would be very thankful if you could correct my punctution, i really wouldnt like to pass on the impression that i was somehow admitting that someone else has archieved more than i did by expressing my admiration.
kuu says
you the writer of this article I don’t care who you are. Either you are a female or a male you are stupid and disgusting. Do you have anything else to do besides trashing an amazing, intelligent, genius,entertainer of all time and that’s one and only “THE KING OF POP, MICHAEL JACKSON”. Go get a life and do something positive for once. Writing this false article makes you a jealous person that never accomplished anything in his/her life. This articles is a bullshit and it’s not true and I know that you know that. One more thing, check your sources first before you put out a stupid, dumb, naive, article like this. You are illiterate, races,narrow minded, boring, ugly, haters, and all the nasty names that I can call you, of course you deserve to be call to this nasty names that you can imagine. Ms/Mr. who ever you are, go eat a crow or better yet eat yourself. You are a fool, stupid, dumb, ignorant, f..u and suck your private part, you will like it, I bet.
mr x says
michael jackson is a better person than this writer, has more money and achieved everything this filthy writer could dream of and he will never be at his level nor will any of his loved ones or offsprings….YOU FUCKING CUNT
Cyborganna says
I watched the whole thing and saw the footage on the BCC News Channel – He did his utmost to get there on time and even enlisted a Helicopter to cut the travel time in half! He got stuck in traffic, plain and simple.
If you want to point the finger of blame at anyone, blame Boris Johnson! *giggles*
Julian Mentat says:
April 2, 2009 at 10:01 am
>> he has millions of fans and by doing what you did you are insulting us
Nope, when he talks about Mr. Jackson he is insulting only Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson is the one insulting the fans, by standing them up for 90 minutes.
A written insult for the fans would go something like this;
kat says
THIS ARTICLE IS SICK>>!..DIRTY..go get a life for urself.>!!
MJ ROCKS.!
Julian Mentat says
Cyborganna, are the BBC lying when they say:
“The singer had been due to appear at the O2 at 1600 GMT, but he only left his central London hotel at that time.”
That’s not “his utmost”. That is “his utnotverymuchatall”.
dan says
after seeing all those people making fun of the filthy animal who wrote this article, i figured out that he is not worth commenting on his dirty article. his name is shawn lindseth and should be blacklisted..he or she has a really funny name,suitable for a poisinous mosquito..lol
Mehul says
Maybe michael’s son insisted on coming on the stage?! But this is truly gutter journalism.
Luke says
Your a jerk. You call this journalism? With this B.S, you wont get ANYWHERE!