Another day, another man to cross off our ever-dwindling list of men who Lindsay Lohan hasn't got round to shagging yet – this time, it's Heath Ledger.
Reports are coming in that recently-single Lindsay Lohan and recently-single Heath Ledger have fallen into the sort of fairytale state of love that makes every waking moment feel as if they're riding through candy clouds on winged unicorns made out of gumdrops. Either that or Lindsay and Heath keep doing it with each other in a vaguely squalid way all the time. Either way, we can totally get what Heath Ledger sees in Lindsay Lohan – with the new Batman movie coming out in a few short months, Heath's going to need to really ratchet up the crazy for the promotion drive, and if he manages to absorb even 10% of Lohan's crazy he'll be scaring all the children for years to come.
You might not think it, but Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger share more in common than you could possibly know. They're both successful movie stars, even though technically Ledger makes films that people want to see and Lohan makes films that nobody wants to see that are mainly about winking strippers who drive cheeky cars.
Not only that, but Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan share a passion for music, with Lindsay Lohan using her pop sideline as a cathartic means to work through her complicated family history and Heath Ledger soon to release his first album, entitled I'm Not Gay: Seriously You Dicks, It Was For A Film.
Oh, OK, we'll admit it – Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan have hardly anything in common at all. Lindsay Lohan is rehab-fixated tabloid staple who'll shag anything that walks, even if it's in McFly while, up until recently at least, Heath Ledger was settled down with a baby. But boy oh boy, when Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger get together, do they ever go at it like a couple of Scandinavian rabbits with inhibition-lowering head injuries?
Yes, yes they do. Possibly.
According to various news sources, Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger keep hooking up for a string of 'late-night sex sessions' after meeting in a New York bar. There's even an unnamed source – and we know we can trust unnamed sources, right? – who has explained just what it is the two of them see in each other:
"Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away… it was purely physical."
So that's about it. Heath Ledger might be bumping naughties with Lindsay Lohan. You may now return to your day, albeit with a slight unaccountable queasy feeling in the pit of your stomach that you won't be able to get rid of for a couple of weeks at best.
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