Lindsay Lohan is one of Hollywood's brightest stars at making rubbish films about magic cars or rubbish films about magic luck-switches or rubbish films about magic parent-switches or god knows what else rubbish magic-y crap.
And we've come to accept most stories about Lindsay Lohan, no matter how outrageous or unbelievable, with no more than a sigh and shrug of acceptance. But something has come to our attention that has turned our stomachs – it's rumoured that Lindsay Lohan recently had sex with one of the interchangeable McFly gonks. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is denying having anything to do with McFly – but then again, wouldn't everyone?
Despite having yet to make a film that isn't crushingly disappointing, Lindsay Lohan sure does know how to keep people's attention. Lohan, a woman so dumb that she's reportedly had to tattoo the word 'Breathe' on her wrist so that she doesn't forget, can make the news by doing anything from crashing her car into a van and then hiding in an antiques shop to having an asthma attack to hurting herself on one of Bryan Adams' teacups. She doesn't even have to try.
Shame the same can't be said for McFly, the Tweenies-go-guitar, Busted Jr boyband. McFly have vaguely successfully managed to rip-off the current musical trend of having a couple of guitars and crap hair, and diluted it down enough so that pubeless kicker-wetters can enjoy it. But it obviously looks like McFly want to grow up – one of them keeps going round bragging about doing the rumpy pumpy with Lindsay Lohan. Harry Judd – apparently the drummer in McFly – told News Of The World:
"I was really nervous because she is so successful and talented. I thought, 'This is awesome'. Then she invited me back to her hotel. I left at eight the next morning."
Not that Lindsay Lohan is having any of that. Her publicist Leslie Sloane has reacted to the stories by saying:
"He is using these lies for publicity. It's convenient how he's making up these stories when he has an album coming out."
So who's telling the truth here? As much as McFly do have an album coming out soon, Lindsay Lohan does has a habit of denying things – she once even made up the word "misconstructed" to deny being bulimic, even though she told a magazine that she was making herself sick a few days before.
We guess we'll never know if Lindsay Lohan had sex with McFly or not. Which is OK with us, since even the smallest thought of McFly's manky erect penises going anywhere another human being is sure to condemn us to a life of harrowing psychological impotence.
Read more:
Lindsay denies sex claims – Sky
[story by Stuart Heritage]
jacob says
your so hot Lindsay Lohan
C says
WTF???
“McFly have vaguely successfully managed to rip-off the current musical trend of having a couple of guitars and crap hair, and diluted it down enough so that pubeless kicker-wetters can enjoy it”
WHAT IS THAT???!?!???! are you insane!?!? mcfly is one of the best boy bands to ever be made!!!! you are seriously crazyy to write something like that. haw dare you! i am a hge
mcfly fan and i was really mad to see this written in an article!
a McFly fan says
ur jst dissin them cuz they have wat u don’t.
Mrs.Poynter says
I am the biggest fan of McFly, I have every single cd, been to all there concerts, AND DOUGIE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK! hes soooooooooooooo hot! i cant believe hes a vergin! he wont b wen im through wit him! xxx
Nat says
I can`t believe what you said about McFly! Theyv`e been about one of the best groups iv`e heard in a long time!
‘McFly have vaguely successfully managed to rip-off the current musical trend of having a couple of guitars and crap hair, and diluted it down enough so that pubeless kicker-wetters can enjoy it. ‘
What the hell is that!? Lots of people enjoy McFly, they are very talented, talented enough to even sing a Queens song and pull it off.
Elizabeth says
Oh god, I was hoping this would be a story about Lindsay and Crispin Glover. I’m so disappointed.
Kandice says
You know what they say about gossipers. That’s where they had to sit, you weren’t good enough to do it so you have to report it. McFly have THE most amazing talent on this earth… I didn’t even know what the boys looked like when I first heard their music I only heard a few songs but I loved them… I think these boys have more talent in their little pinkies than you do in your whole body… you cannot call then Busted Jr. when they have completely different styles. oh and
P.S. the day you can get up on a stage showing even an ounce of talent and pull it off the way they do I will listen to your stupid little whinging session. You’re just plain rude to write something like this. And for another thing I would trust Harry Judd over Lindsay Lohan anyday you don’t see him booking himself into rehan three times a year do you!!! and Why would he need to lie.
That’s all I have to say
MCFLY_LUVA says
K WTF??
ITS NOT HARRYS FAULT HE SLEPT WITH HER SHES A WHORE, SERIOUSLY, THINK ABOUT IT!!
OMG MCLFY IS A BUNCH OF HOTTIES,WHO EVER WROTE THIS SHOULD SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM SELVES BEFORE THEY TALK BAD ABOUT MCFLY.THEY HELPED KIDS IN UGANDA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TO SAY:
“since even the smallest thought of McFly’s manky erect penises going anywhere another human being is sure to condemn us to a life of harrowing psychological impotence.”
FUCKIN RETARDS!!!
GEEZ YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE LIKE MCFLY
Thoroughlyannoyed says
whoever wrote this ridiculously cr*p article clearly doesn’t know what they are doing, Lindsay Lohan is an unbelieveable skanky human being and Mcfly are extremely talented, good-looking boys. I seriously suggest that the idiot who wrote this piece of sh*t listens to Mcfly before slagging them off and i also challenge you to go see them live and say the same thing afterwards. I am too angry to write anymore, all i can say is that i feel sorry for how misguided and retarded you are, and i cannot express how much b*llocks this is. Please don’t make out the Mcfly are anything less than amazing again.
P.S. Get a life
Adam Gade says
Hecklerspray is caught in the stupidest crossfire ever: The LiLo gang and the McFly gang. No winners in that shoot out.
McfyAreTheSex says
OMFG that is completely out of order about Mcfly!!!
They are a BRILLIANT band so dont even critisize them like that!!!!!!!!!!
:@:@:@:@:@:@
mst3kster says
Lighten up, people. This website polks fun at everyone including themselves. Heck, I even get a laugh or three whenever they insult the Beatles.
Emilyy. says
the day you can play guitars,sing and write songs as well as they can, then maybe you have a point.
But to go into as much detail as you did just to slag them off is ridiculus.
I dare you to go watch them play live and meet them.
they’re the nicest lads on the planet.
And I’m sorry but I doubt many people would say no to a Mcfly boy.
/rant.
btw,they have the best haircuts in the music buisness!
Dan Dan Dan says
Its not rude to write what they wrote about McFly. Critical responses like that are to be expected if you release substandard album after substandard album. I wont deny that they make money and have a huge fanbase. Congratulations to them, but good artists they are not. To all of you who say something like :
“the day you can play guitars,sing and write songs as well as they can, then maybe you have a point.”
I challenge you to learn to play their music. You will find it a VERY EASY feat as the guitar parts, bass lines and drum lines are all PAINFULLY BASIC. A very limited instruction in any of those instruments would be enough to master even their most “difficult” musical numbers. The success of bands like McFly is a testament to a music industry that all about profit and not about talent. Become musically litterate and you will understand why this band has recieved overwhelmingly negative reviews.
BRYONY JONES says
OMFG I CANT BELIVE THAT SOME ONE WOULD WRITE THAT ABOUT MCFLY
ITS SOO HORRIBLE I CRYED!
MCFLY ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
!!!
AND IM PRETTY SURE THAT THERE PENIS’ AINT MANKY!
lauren says
omg u stupid ppl carnt u c lindsay lohan is just a LIAR and mcfly are the best band ever so u can shut up u must b jealous of them if u wrote something like that about them u just need 2 mind ur own buisness
Mia-lee judd says
if you don’t know by now that lindsay is a hore, then you’ll neva know!!!!!! how could someboddy say that kind of stuff about them? the’re my life so fuck of! you just don’t know what to do with yourselves so you believe! thats so dumb! just get a life!!!!!!!!
kerry says
DONT U DARE GO CHEEKING MCFLY THEY HAVE THE BEST HAIR EVA ND THEY CAN PLAY LIVE BRILLIANT!! ND THEY ARE NOT MANKY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! HOW DARE U! AS IF HARRY WOULD LET THA HAPPEN ANYWAY! SHE WOULD BE LUCKEY! SO DONT GET CHEEKIN THE BEST BAND EVA MOURON! ND NO PEOPLE WOULDNT DENY HAVIN SEX WITH THEM ACTALLY! and THEY WRIGHT, PLAY THEIR OWN SONGS ND SING GREAT LIVe! AND THEY ARNT BUSTED JR THEY ARE MCFLY THEIRS A DIFFERENCE IDIOT! SO THINK BEFORE U WANA CHEEK THE BEST BAND EVA! BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! UR JUST JEALOUS! SO GET A LIFE!!!!!!
alice says
hahahahaha these comments are so funny. i doubt she slept with him, mcfly are all mingers
Derek says
Haha, I thought this was funny. :p
I actually do like McFLY quite a bit, but it was an entertaining article.
Haha, obviously McFLY CAN play harder music, they do Queen, Beatles, and other covers, not just their own music.
Lindsey Lohan is hot, though.
I wont lie.
She is quite the liar as well.
Dude... says
Haha.. Pompous elitist..
astrid says
hooOoO OSEA PARA EMPEZAR MCFLY NO ES UNA MIERDA OK
LINDSAY YES SHIT!!!!
I LOVE MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!
John says
HA!